I’m proud of what I look like. I’m proud that I look like my mom.
The mind uses its faculty for creativity only when experience forces it to do so.
Honesty pays, but it don’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
No one has deputized America to play Wyatt Earp to the world.
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
Then I learned how to do wraparounds and things like that. I had no experience.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
The common agenda both sides seem to share is: Whatever works.
Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count.