I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.
I eat like a horse; sometimes I think I must have cancer.
If it’s possible to send a message from heaven, I’ll get one to you.
When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.
Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.
If you say you can or you can’t you are right either way