We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
I’ve always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Lately…the Peter Principle has given way to the “Dilbert Principle.” The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I’d be a 400 pound guy.
The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It isfutile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someonewho is capable of significant change; that sort of personexists only in our imaginations.
It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
My old life – no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
I’m surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.