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You believe stealing is wrong, but if your family was starving and could not afford bread, wouldn’t you say it’s okay to steal a loaf to feed them?

—A.J. Darkholme

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I swear I want to be a food model.

—Amy Sedaris

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If we are going to start calling industrial corn sustainable, then we might as well say that petroleum is a renewable resource if you’re willing to wait long enough.

—Catherine Friend

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Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food’s in the oven. And I’m in the bedroom performin’ self lovin’.

—Craig Ferguson

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Soon they were all sitting on the rocky ledge, which was still warm, watching the sun go down into the lake. It was the most beautiful evening, with the lake as blue as a cornflower...

—Enid Blyton

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So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

—Franz Kafka

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Look,’ said Tyrena. ‘In twentieth-century Old Earth, a fast food chain took dead cow meat, fried it in grease, added carcinogens, wrapped it in petroleum-based foam, and sold nine hundred billion units. Human beings. Go...

—Dan Simmons

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You know when you say ‘street food’ to an American, maybe it sounds like they are actually eating off the street.

—Greg Drescher

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Nana’s oven-baked fried chicken cut off the bone (with plenty of ketchup) was a huge hit. So were Thanksgiving turkey bathed in gravy and Nana’s Passover brisket

—Dana Pollan

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There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.

—Jarod Kintz

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My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

—Jarod Kintz

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Thin people, God bless them, God curse them, don’t get it: If you’re not thin, you need to be careful and conscious about when and how you suitors initially see you.

—Frank Bruni

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I found a hair in my Campbell’s soup, and I’d love to talk to them about advancement opportunities for bald people. My love is as bald as an eagle, only not symbolic of the largest...

—Jarod Kintz

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[Joan C. Williams] Food has always been a class code, and since Alice Waters, the way to give an upper-middle class act is with food that is fresh and local…The class code of the upper-middle...

—Emily Matchar

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She was learning that being with Slade was like riding a roller coaster. Good news one minute and bad news the next. She could only imagine what this restaurant must be like.

—Dianne Harman

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She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie.

—Jarod Kintz

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If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in front of me, you’ll know it’s because I’m a starving artist. I’m also thirsty, as my cup is...

—Jarod Kintz

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When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be there to drink up that excitement, because eating all that food made me thirsty.

—Jarod Kintz

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My love is self-contained, like chips in a bag. Don’t eat it all at once.

—Jarod Kintz

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Dinner for two is dinner for one, when one of the two is a cannibal.

—Jarod Kintz

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They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.

—Jarod Kintz

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Have you tried the cinnamon things?” Poppet asks. “They’re rather new. What are they called, Widge?””Fantastically delicious cinnamon things?

—Erin Morgenstern

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As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as...

—Ernest Hemingway

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… han hadde av Theodor sin fineste hermetik å diske op med og dertil kold fugl og marmelader og æg på tre måter og kjæks og multer. Og han hadde øl og rødvin til drikke...

—Knut Hamsun

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There are people in the free world helping them stay hidden and get food and shelter and also in traveling, so we think the reward money, with the television program last night, will entice them...

—Larry Todd

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Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.

—Jo Brand

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The only bad kimchi is no kimchi.

—Kellin Cogan

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

—Kate Moss

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[Clover] secretly hitched a ride with a nice German couple and their new baby…Clover appeared to the baby, so as to be a delightful, soothing surprise. Well, the child did like Clover. In fact, she...

—Obert Skye

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I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.

—Mich Ehrenborg

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Curiously, the one bodily fluid of other people that doesn’t disgust us is the one produced by the human alone: tears. Consider the sole type of used tissue you’d be willing to share.

—Michael Pollan

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This for many people is what is most offensive about hunting—to some, disgusting: that it encourages, or allows, us not only to kill but to take a certain pleasure in killing. It’s not as though...

—Michael Pollan

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

—Mahatma Gandhi

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Some people who are obsessed with food become gourmet chefs. Others become eating disorders.

—Marya Hornbacher

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The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.

—Julia Child

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My mother tells me I do not chew my food enough; she says I am making it harder for my body to get the essential nutrients it needs. If she were here, I would remind...

—Joe Dunthorne

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EatingFoodHumour
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Food with Chinese printing on the packaging, newspapers printed in Chinese and Chinese-manufactured clothing were found in the house. Police concluded that the inhabitants of the house were mainly Chinese.

—Makhosini Nkosi

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Mámá was fond of saying that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels—an aphorism I was pretty sure she’d cribbed from the thinspiration sites she subscribed to online—but I believed that anyone who said such...

—Nenia Campbell

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You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to do with it, perhaps we’d mash it up, or maybe we’d dip it...

—Peter Sagal

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What turkeys need is a mix of different species of oaks. Acorns are a pretty big (food) target.

—Steve Dobey

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In the matter of acquiring food, different kinds of strength, abilities and skills are used by us but these very same skills are used by animals and birds as well.

—Sathya Baba

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Eating healthy nutritious food is the simple and right solution to get rid of excess body weight effortlessly and become slim and healthy forever.

—Subodh Gupta

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Poor animals! How jealously they guard their pathetic bodies…that which to us is merely an evening’s meal, but to them is life itself.

—T. Casey

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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

—Scott Adams

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Within five minutes of leaving the reunion, I’d undone the double wrapping and eaten all six rugelach, each a snail of sugar-dusted pastry dough, the cinnamon-lined chambers microscopically studded with midget raisins and chopped walnuts....

—Philip Roth

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They may also ask that you bring certain types of food, alcohol, or tobacco on a regular basis. It must be noted that although djinn in their natural state might be composed of plasma, most...

—Rosemary Ellen

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DjinnFood
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It is the Food and Drug Administration’s job to immediately and coherently tell consumers about the risks associated with the drugs they put into their bodies, … The agency has once again failed in this...

—Sidney Wolfe

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Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler’s neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for...

—Terry Pratchett

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I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas – fat, drugged, and completely out of it.

—Anthony Bourdain

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ChefCookDining
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Your people eat dry and tasteless flesh but it is off plates as smooth as ivory and as round as the sun.

—C.S. Lewis

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