There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.




(No Ratings Yet)My love is self-contained, like chips in a bag. Don’t eat it all at once.




(No Ratings Yet)Dinner for two is dinner for one, when one of the two is a cannibal.




(No Ratings Yet)They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.




(No Ratings Yet)I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.




(No Ratings Yet)The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.




(No Ratings Yet)What turkeys need is a mix of different species of oaks. Acorns are a pretty big (food) target.




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