But psychology is passing into a less simple phase. Within a few years what one may call a microscopic psychology has arisen in Germany, carried on by experimental methods, asking of course every moment for...

Public practice of any art and staring in men’s faces is very indelicate in a female,” he had said. Well I’d seen Dr. Johnson’s face in the book’s frontispiece and I couldn’t imagine anyone male...

I’d prefer a free continental breakfast.

Yes, well, how was I to know you would be so dramatic? Really, Francine, I don’t know where you get it from.” Then she primly grabbed the fowling gun before departing from the room.

I’m trying to help you.””I don’t know what you’re doing, but I’m sure there are laws about it!

Here, eat this. The chicken gives it protein and I got them to hold the bacon bits.”We’d watched Charlotte’s Web on cable last week, so I knew it’d be at least a month before she...

Darlin, you don’t even know how to pleasure yourself.

How do you know I’m not like that actress they’re always mocking, the one whose expressions they claim never change? What’s her name? Kristen Stewart.

I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period. You’d just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.

Aline!” Isabelle looked appalled. “You can’t just go around asking people what it’s like to be a vampire.

I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I’m not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I...

Mr Bott sits down and gestures gracefully to the board. “As you are clearly both fascinated by this text, would you like to explain the significance of Laertes in Hamlet?” He looks at Alexa. “Please...

The urge to let go of the wheel and just see what happens is compelling. IfI live, I’ll wake to find myself in hospital. I won’t have to do anything, deal with anybody, talk, bescared...

Do you know, it’s really hard to be a parent. I blame it on Santa Claus. You spend so long making sure your kid doesn’t know he’s fake that you can’t tell when you’re supposed...

You know, you’re kind of squeamish for such a lethal person

And for once i didn’t look back.

If I ever have to get that close to the Prince of Greed again, it’ll be too fuckin’ soon. And I ain’t ever doin’ that Star-Trek teleportation crap again, yah hear? I feel dirty .

I’ll be sure to have my rape whistle,” Day retorted.

And Talon did not understand – no, strike that, he didn‘t want to understand – why seeing Hawk and Roadkill together gave him a funny ache in the pit of his stomach. Every time he...

It’s okay, Ig.” said Fang. “Just give it your best shot.” Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.

Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru’s cut. That is if it isn’t a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I’ll stop by the...

Taylor clapped her hands three times for attention. “Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That’s enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas’s girls are fake, miss Ohio’s easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana’s dress is something...

I was glad nobody had noticed.I might have been offended if my uncle had punched me in the shoulder and said something inane like, “so you`re a man now.

I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I’m wiping Evan Walker’s ass.

I was gazing at a cup of cocoa on my night table. As I focused on the thick brown skin that had formed upon its surface like ice on a muddy pond something at the...

… Left weaponless, Roran was forced to retreat before the remaining soldier. He stumbled over a corpse, cutting his calf on a sword as he fell, and rolled to avoid a two-handed blow from the...

Maruman does not loll.

For refusing to collapse into an earth-devouring black hole under the force of its own staggering density, we dedicate this book to Theodore Roosevelt’s left testicle.

Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole ‘cousin’ thing

Sneak out.” He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday?

hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on

delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes.

Did you hear what I said? She’s ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast.

A member of one group told me that if i was really concerned about the liberation of Black people, i should quit school and get a job n a factory, that if i wanted to...

Vampires didn’t faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.

To love, is to destroy.

On the way, I shared the backseat of Feyerabend’s little sports car with the inflatable raft he kept there in case an 8-point earthquake came while he was on the Bay Bridge.

LOL” – famouse quote by joey luis

Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic comedies. they mess with your head.

In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: ‘So You Think...

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster.

When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I look like prep school Barbie,” Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. “Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I’m just Barbie’s friend.

I’m just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment[…]He was having a very Tom Cruise moment

Kyo Sohma: One of these days I’ll make you say you’re sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I’m sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That’s not what I meant Don’t you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking...

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll”-Kaname Kuran”I DONT WANT IT!”-Zero Kiryu”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”-Juri Elizabeth Marin

Ow.””You had a mosquito.””No, I didn’t.

Speaking of fruit, I’m down–I mean, he’s down–to his underwear.