I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.

Come Hell or High Water” usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.

I’m really proud of this team. It’s not easy to go 16-0. The ball can take some funny bounces some times. But for the most part we’ve hit, pitched and defended pretty well.

Nix had told Emma before she’d left for Europe that on this trip she would ‘do that which you were born to do.’ Apparently, Emma was born to get kidnapped by a deranged Lykae. Her...

A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

And sometimes when I’m feeling really evil, I read books or paint.

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those...

101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over...

Wisdom of the Ages: “Unsuccessful pick-up lines” ‘My parole ends today, let’s celebrate!

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

Don’t bother me while I’m eating, or when I’m coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou’s shirt causing it to rip in two ]Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn’t just happen Kagura: My love !Kyo Sohma: My...

It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

What happened?” he asked brusquely, interrupting me. “What do you mean, what happened?””I sensed your fear, heard you call out my name.””I…no, I didn’t.” Stone Wall, I told myself. Great Wall of China, around my...

A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are rectangular, both have tried to insert themselves up my anus, and both failed to penetrate me (though Kansas got...

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

What was that you gave me to eat?” Winter panicked.A Filler Crisp,” Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.

The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.

Married?” she practically screeched, not sounding all that pleased, which left him feeling a little offended. “We’re not getting married.”He snorted at that. “I may have let you have your naughty little way with me...

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have.””The better to style with, my dear.

A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come

[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we’re good with our mouths too…(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)

If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace?

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.

The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of China. And though it’s the same length, our wall is about two bricks quieter.

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

The Decision…I wiped my hands on my pinaforenow sullied and stainednot crisp or pressedas it had been before…

I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who...

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, “Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn’t even trying.

I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account…

I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

The queen’s eyes smouldered. “I know my own kind when I see them, and right now there is one in these city walls.” She pointed a finger toward the balcony.”I want her found and brought...

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

My philosophy is, don’t take no for an answer and be willing to sacrifice your entire project for freedom.

There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: ‘Thou shalt not eat.’ (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn’t involved dieting, don’t you?)

It’s all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.

I’ve been lucky-my looks haven’t put me into one category. I don’t look like a blue blood. I don’t look like a criminal. I don’t look like anything.

You’re not?

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.