Jako kdyby tě zajímalo její srdce! Jsi snad kardiolog? To určitě. Ta holka má IQ dortový polevy.

One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there’s the kissing.

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.

That’s why Henric was trying tokeep this from you. Because he realized it was the one thing that might help you remember what yourmother always taught you. You, of all people, really do have a...

Forget about showering with my fellow students in Tribeca Alternative’s prison-style showers—one nozzle for four to six girls at a time—in the locker room. It was impossible to work up a sweat during what passed...

And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real. There’s clear...

When something horrible happens, it’s human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.

And you’re not even wearing Spanx.

Nikki “Brandon’s never hurt anyone. He’s competely sweet and adorable.”I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I’k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan’s bride.

Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I’m not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just...

The only way, I thought to myself, that this could get any weirder would be if it turns out he has that dead body’s head on ice where in the basement, some ready for transplantation...

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he’ll eat all the fish you might have caught for yourself.–Advice of Paul Slater, the evil...

Write the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it...

Courage is not the absence of fear but the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all. For now you...

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and...

I like ’em big. And stupid. Don’t tell my husband.

Being brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do...

…men aren’t in touch with their emotions, and don’t share enough [?]

If the guy likes/loves you, he won’t care if you are a good kisser or not.He should like you for what you are – not how you kiss.

I realized Michael was right. I mean, I am always writing in this journal. And I do compose a lot of poetry, and write a lot of notes and emails and stuff. I mean, I...

My favorite book of all time is Cold Comfort Farm, by Stella Gibbons.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

I love the Princess Diaries series! Do you?

feminine.

The fact is, I love him. He’s the boy I want and one day he’ll be MINE.

In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

The people who are your friends before you got the crown are the people who are going to be your best friends no matter what. Because they are the ones who love you for you-in...

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

Well,’ I said. ‘I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I’m actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from Tomb Raider…only mine...

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself

And you can’t have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon…at lease some of the time

I’ve never even been to Long Island

Home. Wow. I’m already calling it home.Well, isn’t that what any place is? Any place that you share withsomeone you love, I mean?

Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that’s how I felt about drawing.

My readers are just that age where they are all into what’s new.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

I think we’re given multiple chances to meet multiple soulmates. Sure, you could meet a soulmate in highschool. But that doesn’t mean if you don’t act on it, you’ll never meet anyone else. You will,...

Good bye AEHS. You suck. I hate you. And yet… Somehow I’ll miss you too.

It’s what’s known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That’s no myth.

We kissed all the way through the fireworks display. We didn’t even notice that there was a fireworks display… …I guess because we’d been making fireworks of our own.

And that’s that as you get older, you lose things, things you don’t necessarily want to lose.

The minute the text-messaging icon went up on my Web site, teens were talking about it on my message boards. Anything that gets kids excited about books is great. This is just reading in a...

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

It’s kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.

I thought if you wore that, no matter what face you saw every morning in the mirror,” he said in his deep voice, “you’ll never forget who you really are.”My eyes filling with tear, I...

You’ll blow up a helicopter, but you won’t go out with me? What is wrong with you?

Why does anyone commit murder?’ he asked in a low voice.’I-‘I blinked.’How should I know?”Three reasons,’ Christopher said. He held up one finger. ‘Love.’ Another finger. ‘Revenge.’ And finally, a third finger. ‘Profit…

Douglas has more books- and comic books- than anyone I know. Still, if you wanted to borrow one, and took it down off the shelf and forgot to mention it to him, Douglas would notice...

I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on… and The Princess Diaries was born!