I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.
Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.
My heart hated her, but my penis loved her. Taken together, I felt normal.
My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?
V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.
Yeah, tell your girl to twirl it on a fork before she puts it in her mouth.