St. Clair gets a crush on Anna. He’s torn between her and Ellie, and he spends so much time running between them that he hardly has time left for Josh. And the more time that...

Shaking herself, Petunia looked around. Several of her sisters had been talking to her, but she hadn’t heard them. “And that answers our questions about why he gave himself up,” Poppy was saying, a smile...

Haven’t you ever heard of the saying, “If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!”?’ –LinIf you wanna shoot the general, then you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!’ –Ed

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.

I remember the will said, ‘May God thy gold refine.’ That must be from the Bible.””Shakespeare,” Turtle said. All quotations were either from the Bible or Shakespeare.

U.S. Presedent Barack Sadam Husene Obame sit in the darkened Oval Ofice at 2 a.m. wearing hes traditienel Kenyan roabe.He take one last bite of the Chicago style deep dish pizza that he has flown...

Why don’t you wear those tiny shorts when you run, like they do in the movies?” His voice was low and sexy, and he knew it.”Because I’m not in a movie. I know it’s confusing,...

she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.

I’m humble enough to wait and just chill. I’m having fun just working with these good people, man.

Love is like whoa! Actually, it’s closer to woe.

I’m really proud of this team. It’s not easy to go 16-0. The ball can take some funny bounces some times. But for the most part we’ve hit, pitched and defended pretty well.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Zoey~ ‘Listen to me, whinning about money and a scarf. Ah, hell! I’m starting to sound like Aphrodite.’Stark~ ‘If you turn into Aprodite I’m going to stab myself.’Zoey~ ‘If I turn into Aprodite, stab me...

Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it.

101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over...

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.

Don’t bother me while I’m eating, or when I’m coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.

What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He’s a loser—that’s why he’s number two.

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

Butterfly?” Will said. “Why Butterfly?” “I believe it’s a term of great respect,” Selethen said gravely. He was very obviously not laughing. Too obviously, Will thought. “It’s all right for you,” he said. “They called...

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.”Oh, well, how nice for me.

Married?” she practically screeched, not sounding all that pleased, which left him feeling a little offended. “We’re not getting married.”He snorted at that. “I may have let you have your naughty little way with me...

Daemon laughed “I’m only at the service of one person in particular”My cheeks flamed as I scooted my chair over. “You are not servicing me in any way.”He leaned in, closing my newly gained distance....

Happy Birthday.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come

Who wears masks?’‘Bank robbers?’‘No.’‘Really ugly people?’‘No.’‘Halloween? People wear masks at Halloween.’‘Yes! They do!’ He flung his arms wide in delight.‘So that’s important?’‘Not even a little bit. But it’s true.

I’ve always been a monster,’ Scapegrace told her, ‘but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.”You smell terrible.”That’s the smell of evil.”It’s like rancid meat and bad eggs.”Evil,” Scapegrace insisted.

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.

I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

I’m English. We’re about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, “Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Yeah, and I remember that game Pitfall. That was my favorite. I heard there’s a new one, too – so maybe I’ll have to get back into it.

Well,” Mr. Cheeseman interjected. “Perhaps there’s an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego.””What’s an alter ego?” asked Gerard.”It’s a superhero’s true but secret identity,” said Chip. “You know, the way...

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.

I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?