You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.
Well, well, well,” said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. “Well, well, well, well,” replied Pavel, not to be out welled.
Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need,...
A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!
Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother – which, for the record, it had not.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him participate in synchronized diving.
There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have...
What’s a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh…it’s just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on...
He’s getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I’m wearing Spider-Man underpants!
Well,” Mr. Cheeseman interjected. “Perhaps there’s an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego.””What’s an alter ego?” asked Gerard.”It’s a superhero’s true but secret identity,” said Chip. “You know, the way...
Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he...
The great William Shakespeare said, “What’s in a name?” He also said, “Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.
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