I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.
A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.
Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.
To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.
My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.
My asshole smells like a paper mill. Three cheers for being a writer.
He’s not god! He’s just the asshole who fucks with us.
I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.
Time doesn’t change anything; that is why we still worship asshole Arabs.