It was never just about the money.

I don’t care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn’t mean it can’t act like the little fucking demon it is.

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

I’ll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun,Eddie touched a troll,Laurie danced with witches once,Charlie found some goblins gold.Donald heard a mermaid sing,Susy spied an elf,But all the magic I have knownI’ve had to make myself.

The Bogey Man”)

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little finger wave, the type a leprechaun might offer a pixie who was floating...

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Love is a rainbow of emotion. My favorite part is the pot of gold and the Irish midget.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if I’m afraid, my eyes look like they just shit themselves; and if I’m crying, my eyes get lighter and greener,...

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

I’m always sad to leave Jax. So many magical moments here. Like the time I saw a rainbow give birth to a pot of gold, guarded by a dwarf in green.