Nobody calls me Lebowski, you got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

There are only three types of citizenship: hero, villain, nobody.

Nobody knows anything. I deal with people in all walks of life, some of whom should have some idea of what they’re doing. And they’re all clueless. It’s astonishing that any bridges stay up, or that planes don’t constantly plummet from the sky. It’s heartening, in a strange way.

Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.

When you’re sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom.

You know, it was important for me to do something like that, because nobody ever really thought I could do anything except look sexy on a poster and go shopping.

I came to Hollywood and nobody knew me. I was on a coupla TV shows.

He who believes in nobody knows that he himself is not to be trusted.

Nobody is going to take my kids away from me and I will fight to the death for that.

Hyperbole has been part of elections since the days of John Adams, and there’s nobody better than Joe Biden to give us a little hyperbole, as we all know.

The guy that picked me up at the airport in 1985 when I was out in L.A. for my first audition was selling a script. I was a nobody coming off a plane to read for a new show.

The missile that downed the Malaysian plane, they say, is a Russian-made missile. But the weapons that are used in the barbarism in the barbaric act against the Palestinians were made by the West, and nobody is blaming them. Nobody talks about it; not even the U.N. Security Council can pass a resolution against Israel!

Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team.

I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me.

Everybody wants to do something to help, but nobody wants to be first.

Nobody gets a nervous breakdown or a heart attack from selling kerosene to gentle country folk from the back of a tanker in Somerset.

It’s better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

I don’t see you making it to the top; nobody’s going to help you get there. You have to do it all on your own. But if you want it so bad, prove me wrong.

I don’t want to be in some big beautiful place that nobody want me, because I play the blues.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the 761st was Patton’s best tank unit and nobody knew about it.

When there wasn’t any money involved, for all intents and purposes, nobody gave a damn. But now the land, supposedly worthless, is seen for what it really is: an incredibly valuable asset.

In the history of Wikileaks, nobody has claimed that the material being put out is not authentic.

Nobody criticizes the ‘Mighty Ducks’ trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!

Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.

If we should ever get to Heaven, we shall find nobody to reproach us for being black, or for being slaves.

The people who make policy decisions should damned well know what they are talking about before they make the decisions. There is nobody who is an expert on cloning who would be afraid after seeing Attack of the Clones.

To be a leader, you have to make people want to follow you, and nobody wants to follow someone who doesn’t know where he is going.

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

I’m never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael’s kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It’s going to be a big mess over that.

Nobody minds having what is too good for them.

This liberty will look easy by and by when nobody dies to get it.

Nobody really knows whether they are a poet. I knew I was interested from the age of 15.

People never know what they want, though everyone says they do. If they did, nobody would ever be surprised.

Don’t be a patron of disbelief; nobody fights and wins battles in the hand gloves of doubts.

You can’t beat somebody with nobody.

I didn’t know what kind of creature I was supposed to be until I woke on a hospital cot and was informed I had died. Nobody ever told me what I was. I figured I was broken. But it turns out that my scars were divine signs that I was granted a chance to begin...

I was something that is always hated in Hollywood – a perfectionist; nobody likes a perfectionist, you know.

I’m 5-foot-5, and I’ll wear a big parka and put the hood up, and nobody gives me a second glance.

I have been trying to find out exactly when listeners and performers decided that applause between movements would not be allowed, but nobody seems to have been willing to admit that they were the culprit.

Nobodies are created by bad attitudes and sin. God had no time creating nobodies!

I am Nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Nobody bats 500. We all make mistakes.

Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.

My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time.

I believe in something. But I don’t believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God.

To the knights of faith nobody believes.

I knew it would happen. I knew I’d be No. 1. I’m a new artist; I don’t know the rules. Nobody told me it wouldn’t happen.

I got ‘Munich’ after I had done ‘In Treatment’ in Israel, which was very successful. But, when I actually shot it, nobody knew it was going to be sold all over the world and be so successful.

Nobody’s strong enough to stand up under a flood of weak material.

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you.