And you know what the worst thing was?The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard we tried.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Just because you’re sober, don’t think you’re a good driver, Cookie.

I never drink while I’m working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that sober connection–intimacy with one person over a long period of time, as opposed...

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.

So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To act correct and talk correct and answer without knowing the question, because that,...

Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade ball by saying, “Why don’t you come sober, Prime Minister?”(Reported exchange with Winston...

You ask me why I don’t speakNot a word at willBut write so much worth well over a mill’Well I value words like I value kissesA sober one, a closer one penetrates the heartDarling it’s...

Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!… except of course when they are alone.

How about a drop of something to cut the phlegm?Why don’t you stay sober today?We didn’t come to New York to stay sober.

And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she reminded him of what he himself was when he was sober.

The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?

A waitress goes up to Winston Churchill and says, ‘Sir, your drunk.’To which he replies, ‘I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Alcohol makes you do some crazy things, like speak openly of your love, fornicate with strangers, and occasionally commit murder. That’s why I stopped drinking. Been sober now for over three days.

The seriousness of throwing over hell whilst still clinging to the Atonement is obvious. If there is no punishment for sin there can be no self-forgiveness for it. If Christ paid our score, and if...

Do not wait and hope to be discovered…make yourself so you cannot be denied!

It’s 2am and I took seventeen shot of vodka just trying to forget your name but the only name I forgot was mine and drunk or sober you’re the only thing on my mind.

Go to bed, you fool,” Calcifer said sleepily. “You’re drunk.””Who, me?” said Howl. “I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.” He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if...

Natürlich mochte ich die, die nicht ich waren, nur selten.