Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell either me or him to get lost?

I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.

I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is reflected off the moon. I make love like a vampire, only entirely different and without completely filling...

If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

We made love like two shy people who acted like we’ve never acted in front of a camera before. Aside from the lead actor, I was also the producer, director, cameraman, and financier.

I love coffee like I love making love. It’s like liquid sex, except you don’t want to spill it all over your crotch.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.

It wasn’t the first time he’d run for his life. And it most likely wouldnot be the last. In the past few decades, though, he’d mostly run fromangry fathers who’d found him where they felt...

Sex without love is like a goddamn business transaction. And sometimes both parties feel as if they got a good deal, but that doesn’t make it any less so.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

We fell into each other’s arms and kissed like we were coming up for air after being underwater for days. The melding of our mouths was sweeter than oxygen. We took huge, deep gulps of...

Intimacy and lovemaking—intertwined, meshed, and one becoming the other—are what I strive to achieve each time I am presented with the opportunity to enjoy a lovemaking experience.

Well, well. You might just be my soul mate.

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Is it always that way with men, that first burst of love or sex the thing that binds you? Do you always have to harken back to those first weeks when just the way he...

La Maga did not know that my kisses were like eyes which began to open up beyond her, and that I went along outside as if I saw a different concept of the world, the...

Sex is an art; those who know better are the better artists.

It’s so screwed up, the standards…You should like it, but you shouldn’t like it too much or talk about how much you like it. You should do it, but you shouldn’t do it with too...

Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment — I need to see how they dance.”Okay.’ She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads...

I always thought of vampires, especially the young-adult ones, as a metaphor for sex – sucking blood, forbidden, taboo. I think they just ooze sex. Vampires are all the big themes in life in one...

He knew what she wanted, and he wanted it, too; he was ready, but not, despite her gorgeousness, with Tiglah. Tiglah was not worth losing his ability to touch a unicorn.

If it had been great sex I doubt I’d remember he tooted between thrusts.

Are you going to tell me why you had a trunk load of pleasure devices delivered to your door, or are we going to just keep ignoring the giant box of sex toys in the...

The more sexual partners a woman has had, the more likely it is that she is depressed.

Having random sex the way Tania did sounded kinda…hollow. I didn’t want to live in a Hollowland.

I am sorry. I lost control and I wanted to completely own you in that moment. I wanted all of you.

I’m good at blowjob.

And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let’s call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn’t Mr. Right.

Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens....

Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.

The data on organised abuse has been simplified or distorted in an attempt force it to conform to mechanical psychological models of dissociative obedience or else to the psychiatric framework of ‘paedophilia’. Psychopathology alone is...

Dev?” This time, she got a grunt. Smiling, she pressed her lips to his jaw, loving the roughness under her lips. “I like sex.”She saw the edge of a smile, and it made her own...

When that part of the woman meets with a man, all the flowers in the world suddenly bloom! All the birds of the world gather together and sing. The entire world turns golden, and your...

I was craving a chance at the lifelong fantasy, and I had that. That was a one-off thing. I was looking for an experience, Eric, not wanting to cultivate a habit.

There’s a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make love to someone who can satisfy us soulfully and eternally. Once you realize...

And after that, after the awkward shuffling away of that last thin layer of clothes, words retreated to the sounds they once were. We had sex. A happy entanglement of warm limbs and warmer love....

A quick and brutal fuck from behind usually served as an effective reminder of where you stood in the pack hierarchy.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

The boring thing with ‘No sex before marriage’ is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

Got the itch? – Jared

Sex, sexual dynamics and how we define our sexuality, is one of the major deals in everyone’s life.

Everyone knows me and my wife’s story. We didn’t have sex until we got married.

Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still.

You may know where to touch her, but that doesn’t mean you know how to touch her. Take time to learn what she truly desires.

In the symphony of love, the lost chord is a small organ lying somewhat north of the vagina.

When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with their bodies. I pictured them fully clothed, rubbing furiously against each...

Sexual conflict occurs when one mating partner has an opportunity to increase its fitness at a cost to the other partner. On a genetic level, most sexual conflicts are interlocus conflicts that mainly concern the...