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Sexy-Humor  Quotes
I’m all for you sleeping on me. Let’s go.

—Devon Ashley

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However much I would love to get into a discussion about chastity belts, now is not the time. The people we were fighting were not human in the strictest sense of the word.

—Michelle Smart

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Are you a person who peels off a band-aid slowly or just rips it off all at once?” Casey contemplated Alexa’s warning, recognizing it for what it was.

—Donna McDonald

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She took hold of him through his pants. “I want this inside me five minutes ago.

—Amber Belldene

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How was it that the one man who could take their company down appeared to be the only one who believed in her?

—Miranda Liasson

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Ich bereute meinen Hochhackigen abgestreift zu haben, bevor ich meinen Fuß auf seine Brust stellte – ich hätte ihm damit sehr schön wehtun können. Nachdem er meinen Namen nun schon mal in einem Atemzug mit...

—Emilia Polo

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that you’re going to not just scream my name, but forget yours.

—Shay Savage

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When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

—Daven Anderson

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Because I absolutely, positively cannot fuck you, Lola,” he says like it’s a formal declaration.I furrow my brow and salute him, which makes him snicker.

—Bianca Giovanni

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They’d used sex instead of communication in the past, and it had turned out disastrously.

—Miranda Liasson

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Ich hatte eine sehr exakte Vorstellung davon, was ich gerade jetzt von diesem ansehnlichen Fremden verlangt hätte. Und dabei wäre seiner angeblich so geschickten Zunge definitiv eine der Hauptrollen zugefallen.

—Emilia Polo

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You love that, don’t you?” I growled. “Being hammered by my cock… you must think you’re in… fucking… heaven.”Punctuation by cock thrust – the very best kind.

—Shay Savage

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Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.

—Jacob M.

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I wasn’t staring at your ass,” Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.

—Andrew Ashling

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Oh yeah,” Zane says and smirks at me. “I had her for dinner once. Best meal of my life.

—Nicole Christie

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Me,” he said.

—Fusty Luggs

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I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia.

—Pella Grace

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The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

—Jacob M.

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First of all, I’ll tell you who I’m not. I’m not your enemy, so you can put the sharp pointy objects away,’ he responded in a light conversational tone, obviously not deterred by my abrasiveness,...

—Alicia Deters

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Come make me sticky.Dimitri to Honor

—Nalini Singh

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Mmhh! I have several ideas, but I don’t know where to start.’‘You mean to hear me shout your name?’‘Yes, that’s one of the ideas I have in mind.

—Debra Strattford

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I’ll take her home. You guys finish … whatever … you were doing.” She glances to me, a slight blush on her face. I tug Cash’s borrowed shirt down, hiding my red ass cheek. The...

—Pella Grace

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Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.

—Lilly Avalon

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I’m feeling particularly good and wicked at the moment.

—A.R. Von

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Mmmm I like the sounds you’re making,” he murmured in a honeyed whisper. “I just bet that you’re a screamer. Should I have brought earplugs?Kurt Nielsen

—Nikki Sex

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If you keep torturing me like this …’ Robert said.‘What will happen?’‘You don’t know?

—Debra Strattford

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Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus…

—Roberto Hogue

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By the way, your clothes look so damn hot on you, but I’ve got a feeling they’ll look even better on my bedroom floor later.

—Kirsty Moseley

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He takes my mouth with such fervor, my heart pounds harder than after I’ve just run for miles. My legs now feel like over cooked noodles.

—A.R. Von

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When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I’ll be first in line.

—Nenia Campbell

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Robert, what are you doing? I’m cooking.’‘I like to thank the chef for the excellent food.’‘But surely that is done at the end of the meal.’‘What a good idea, I’ll thank you later … as...

—Debra Strattford

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But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.

—S.K. Logsdon

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Penis is simply an anatomical appendage, as exciting as a finger or a phalange. A willy is something small and flaccid, and at least slightly humorous. Prick is the organ as viewed with distaste, perhaps...

—Morgana Blackrose

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Never be afraid to be sexy!

—Alysha Speer

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But then, if if sex were the same thing as math, a lot more people would be lining up to take calculus.

—Nenia Campbell

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Gabby couldn’t believe what he had just said. Her mouth gaped open and a flirty smile came over her. She slowly peeled her half wet white t-shirt over her head and then slowly shimmied out...

—J.B. McGee

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The best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned.

—Susan Block

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Wrong darlin’, best hello ever.” He grinned

—K. Larsen

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What was she thinking? He was her mechanic, not a piece of meat. Although, if he were a piece of meat, he’d be a big, juicy porterhouse, the naughtier side of her thought. -Gabby, Love...

—Amanda Bretz

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Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.

—Nenia Campbell

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I hired you for your attitude, and so far I’m pretty happy with my decision. But I’m not sure I can work with you until I’ve fucked this attraction out of my system.

—J.C. Reed

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Hanks grin almost sent me into meltdown. The kind where I killed him, but first I would stick my tongue down his throat and ride him till he was blind.

—Robyn Peterman

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Her insides began to roar with a ferocious explosion of sensation and entitlement. For a moment, her thinking mind know this was what male and females were put on earth to do.

—Lisa McKnight

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Tip #4Skinny-dip at will!(Idea)When single boast about finding your inner most happy place and hold on to it Odds are once married you can kiss personal space Good-Bye.

—Hazel Cartwright

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Many of my ex-girlfriends were habitual half-asian daters. These women considered half-asian men ‘exotic,’ ‘sexy,’ and ‘just-like-Keanu Reeves-in-the-Matrix. I consider these stereotypes appropriate because I got laid.

—Kip Fulbeck

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She had no idea how long they kissed—and kissed—but she didn’t think about stopping until she ran out of air. Breathing hard, she slowly opened her eyes and stared directly into his.They’d heated. Darkened. And...

—Jill Shalvis

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Ich höre deinen Puls”, grinste Roman unverschämt und zog sein Hemd aus.Wer war der Typ? Superman? Mit Super-Gehör?

—Philippa L.

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It’s not over, Maddie. It’s still not over between us. We need to talk.

—Miranda Liasson

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they all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we’re just some sexual appendix.

—Chuck Palahniuk

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Yes,” which probably wasn’t the same thing at all.

—Tawna Fenske

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