The gods made our bodies as well as our souls, is it not so? They give us voices, so we might worship them with song. They give us hands, so we might build them temples....

Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?

Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.

I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.

I would have sex in the backseat of my car, but from back there, how would I be able to hit the brakes? Or steer the vehicle?

I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It’s like I live in a nursing home, except without all the sex.

You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time.

To talk about love isn’t as good as to make about love. During sexual intercourse, I’m very approximate.

Let’s make Kool-Aid together. I’ll bring the Kool-Aid and the sugar, if you water down the sex.

I have the sex drive of a parked car.

I can see how being invisible would be a good love-making strategy. It’s the ultimate fantasy—because all you can do is fantasize.

When they reached their ship, Ed gazed out at the bay. It was black. The sky was black, but the bay was even blacker. It was a slick, oily blackness that glowed and reflected the...

mooo,” she said… “I mean mmmm,” she moaned. Louder this time. Goddamn Dr. Seuss is ruining my sex life.

If you’re not able to laugh inside a sex shop,then you probably shouldn’t be there.I mean, they don’t call it fooling around for nothing.

The Widow Nazaret never missed her occasional appointments with Florentino Ariza, not even during her busiest times, and it was always without pretensions of loving or being loved, although always in the hope of finding...

Their violence (the jungle wars of the ’70s), and all violence for that matter, reflects the neutral exploration of sensation that is taking place, within sex as elsewhere and the sense that the perversions are...

It was like there was some parallel universe we all vanished off to where we had all this sex.

I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing….

She was halfway through the second yard when she heard Cyprien fall and curse.No man in the world will turn down a blow job, Alex thought as she dodged through yards and around the houses,...

Chase asks her what time the appointment is booked for. Rachel says, “It’s at 11:30 or midnight. He’s supposed to call to confirm.” She checks her cell. “But I want to be there early.” she...

Love is the means, but sex is the destination.

Before we even swung onto 516 Nilda was in my brother’s lap and he had his hand so far up her skirt it looked like he was performing a surgical procedure. When we were getting...

I can’t dance, remember?” I whispered.”It’s just a tango. It is like sex, except with clothes on.” Then, squeezing me closer: “Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot, you do not know how to do that either.

Even in sin, the act of love -done with love- is shadowed with divinity. Its conformity may be at fault, but its nature is not altered, and its nature is creative, communicative, splendid in surrender....

I’ve missed you, Sebastian.””Have you, love?” He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. “What part did you miss the most?””Your mind,” she said, and...

If it was possible for two people to make sparks, simply by connecting at their lips, I would think we would have been a firework display in the dark.

So she stood naked in front of the young man and at this moment stopped playing the game.

She gave her husband such a night of sexual pleasure that his eyes followed her constantly after that, narrow and hot. He grew molten when she passed near other men, and at night they made...

Because baby, I’m wild pussy and wild pussy can’t be bought. Wild pussy doesn’t like having pretty things thrown at it and being expected to do the samba on someone’s cock in return. Wild pussy...

Ethan gave me an admiring look that wasn’t about sex, but about that guy moment when they realize you are not just another pretty face, but maybe, just maybe you can be cute, petite, and...

When he saw Tyler, his face went serious, which struck me as comical. Andy had always been protective, but when it came to me having anything to do with guys, he felt it was his...

The only thing better than sex is more sex.

I’d been with boys before; I’d been with boys I’d thought were men. But this was different. David kissed like a man. He tasted, he smelled and he fucked like a man.

Footnote: In 1998, a woman in Saline, Michigan received a patent for a Decorative Penile Wrap…The patent included three pages of drawings, including a penis wearing a ghost outfit, another in the robes of the...

Purple is sex personified – it’s like something from Agent Provocateur with spaghetti straps and nothing like enough support’

No, it’s wrong.” She went on hissing. She brought an elbow back smartly and struck him in the paunch. She seemed all elbows, shoulder blades and heels. It was like trying to make love to...

Lying in their field above the sea, watching the sun go down and the darkness creep over the field so that they were wrapped together in shadow. Will propped himself on one elbow beside her,...

Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.

What’s not up? We’re like rabbits on Viagra.

Linda’s presentation of the ‘facts’ had been so gruesome that the children left Alconleigh howling dismally, their nerves permanently impaired, their future chances of a sane and happy sex life much reduced.

Only a determined and resourceful scholar could establish manuscript precedence – but in the race to masturbate on a printed page Proust definitely came first.

You are the playground of which I have free reign.

For you, that tree is dead.

I have never been loved enough to gain the desire of reproducing a being in the image of my lover and I have never been given enough pleasure so that my brain has not had...

I’ve faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I’ve faked not having an orgasm.

Partly James was jealous because he was a virgin, but mostly it just felt really weird being in a room with two people who’d spent the night having sex. It reminded him of the feeling...

He glanced at her, his hair wild and his eyes red. ‘May I give ye pleasure?’Still a gentleman. Emma smiled. But his voice sounded gruff and his appearance was that of an untamed barbarian. She...

Sex and battle were each dangerous in their own ways.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn’t like warm apple pie.

The Argentine tango isn’t here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle...