I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I’m really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

The boring thing with ‘No sex before marriage’ is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

I tell him his business, all business, is legalized throat-cutting, like marriage is legalized fornication.

Sex swims in marriage, while sex sinks in sin of being single.

Wealth without wisdom is equal to life without purpose

Fish in another man’s pond and you will catch crabs.

Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.

We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and then again at 3:03. (I have the stamina of a water lily).