I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.

The reason I rob nursing homes is because the residents in nurseries don’t have any wealth yet to steal. How can I steal from babies? What do you think I am, a Central Banker?

[Conseco] is my baby. I think we made the Fieldhouse more intimate than people expected. Some wanted 20,000 seats. I’m not at all frightened about having 3,300 seats. I think we’ll have a full, loud...

My baby was bruised from his neck to his forehead. He had two pieces of meat taken out of his face; this man left my baby there to die.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

I never would have left if I thought I wouldn’t be back, … Those are my babies. I raised them from the time they were 5 weeks old.

Don’t go to sleep, Ginger-Sun.””Draz-“”I know,” he muttered, “‘Behave, Baz. She’s been through a lot. And don’t make a baby for at least three months.'””They told you not to touch me for three months?””Let’s just...

I didn’t expect to deliver a baby in the parking lot. It happened in about 12 or 15 minutes, and it was over with. It happened so fast I didn’t have time to think.

Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.

Everybody who has a baby thinks everybody who hasn’t a baby ought to have a baby,Which accounts for the success of such plays as the Irish Rose of Abie,The idea apparently being that just by...

Rosemary’s Baby

Bevve un sorso di caffè e si sporse in avanti per ravvivare il fuoco, poi prese un libro dal tavolino e cercò di concentrarsi nella lettura.Tentativo patetico e inutile.Pensò allora a come sarebbe stato condividere...

You’d never see that on a men’s team with a little baby on the bus who is crying at midnight. All the girls enjoy having him around. It’s refreshing if it makes her feel comfortable,...

I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.

Fo’ Gawd, Miss Scarlett! We’s got ter have a doctah. Ah- Ah- Miss Scarlett, Ah doan know nuthin’ ’bout bringin’ babies. -Prissy

Newborn babies can’t do much on their own-They can’t eat or walk or talk on the phone-But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.

America used to live by the motto “Father Knows Best.” Now we’re lucky if “Father Knows He Has Children.” We’ve become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

Throughout history, the most brutal cultures have always been distinguished by maternal-infant separation.

A 10 percent growth rate is inevitable, It’s just like the growing process of a baby. Its necessary.

God save me ere I have any babies. They are grabby, clingy creatures who steal your figure and always want a ribbon or a wooden sword. And who sometimes make you die bearing them.

We’ve got a long way to go, baby.

Until [Johnson is] ready, we’ll just tell him to baby it. If a guy runs, just flip it in. We already know he can throw. … He’s a sparkplug-type guy. I know he felt good...

Businesses, like babies and books, need nurturing, time, energy, love, planning and, yes, money to develop, grow and prosper.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

I’m going to wait and see. We’re expecting our first baby and I’m looking forward to spending the summer being a mom and maybe doing some freelance work.

But the lucidity of her old age allowed her to see, and she said so many times, that the cries of children in their mothers’ wombs are not announcements of ventriloquism or a faculty for...

A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.

LIKE MOTHER, LIKE LOVERThere is the motherWho cooks too muchTo feed her children,And there is the motherWho cooks too little,Or not at all.There is the birdThat returns to its nestWith just a frail wormAnd feeds...

Saturday, baby. We’re going to get it.

Smile at the Fates and you will feel less their Slave.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

When Jordan was a baby he sat on top of me much as a fly rests on a hill of dung. And I nourished him as a hill of dung nourishes a fly, and when...

To say babies are watching TV anyway, so let’s give them something good to watch just doesn’t make good sense.

How could I not fall in love with him,” she asked. And on the tail end of her words, her bedroom door flew open and closed just as fast.Jen bent over, panting heavily as she...

The children we bring into the world are small replicas of ourselves and our husbands; the pride and joy of grandfathers and grandmothers. We dream of being mothers, and for most of us that dreams...

They will never give me equal treatment because I’m the baby of the team, … My rental car has probably lost its tires by now.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.

That’s her baby and those are her baby pictures. It’s a little crazy when a person like her, who’s obviously a sweet person, and having her first child…it’s like leave the girl alone, let her...

Well, dearest, what would you tell a farmer who had an over-abundant harvest? To plant less, of course!”…”I am not complaining about the frequency of the planting,” she said. “I’d just rather not reap a...

the first legislation to pass in this country that will rescue babies.

I thought, ‘Well, I just love it because I’m pregnant and I see all these little babies and they’re cute and I’m just gushing with emotion.’ And then I actually had my baby and still...

Death is like giving birth. Birth can be painful. Sometimes women die from giving birth. However, when the baby is born, all that pain (that was endured) vanishes in an instant. Love for that tiny...

We vocalize continually in a way that helps babies begin to learn language by the end of the first year. I wanted to find out why we are the only animals that talk, and this...

You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.

Why?’ He asked.’Why what?’ What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I’d like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don’t tell.

The tiny madman in his padded cell.

Because baby boomers are in the prime of their lives and also in their prime real estate buying years, they are redefining the real estate industry. They certainly do not view themselves as senior citizens....

Imagine that the world had created a new ‘dream product’ to feed and immunize everyone born on earth. Imagine also that it was available everywhere, required no storage or delivery, and helped mothers plan their...

I have an eight month old baby I can’t just lay down and give up, I have to keep going every day and fight.

I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you. Each one a line or two: “I’m fine, baby. How are you?” I would send them, but I know that it’s just not enough....