She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x.

I make love like hello, good to meet you. I would say hi, but I like to stretch it out and really make the sex last.

sex” to the feelings I got when I lay on the carpet on my stomach,idly humping a stuffed animal while watching Sesame Street. The realization that sex could be something to anticipate happily rather than...

A sex trophy should be functional, and shaped like a dildo, yet decorative, and shaped like Ben Bernanke. Insert it in your ass as desired.

Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It’s just that the BJs are much more exciting.

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

You’re aunt’s just–what is it–down the hall. You know damn well this place isn’t soundproofed.””You’ll just have to be quiet.” He gave her ribs a deliberate tickle that made her jump and yelp. “Or not.””Didn’t...

You ought to go to a boy’s school sometime. Try it sometime,” I said. “It’s full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

She walked around the edge of the table to position her next shot. As she pulled her cue back she was confident that she would only need one more shot after this. But as she...

I walked back into the bedroom and, after all that, I actually was surprised. She lay on the bed, her hands nonchalantly behind her head, with the banana between her legs. Only half of it...

You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed with sex. You spend all your time talking, not...

She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was...

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.

…I don’t believe you should be a virgin when you get married,’ Sera said. ‘You should experiment. Men do”Yes, but only if you’re in love with them,’ I said.

After the gratifications of brutish appetites are past, the greatest pleasure then is to get rid of that which entertained it.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

His presence was stirring heat in all the wrong places and for all the wrong reasons.

Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.

I admit, that the brain does not govern the body as well as one might wish- else all men would be saints and hell would be empty of lechers.

transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?

The more you focus on sex without love, and drugs and violence, lifestyle of intimidation and recycling, the less energy you spend on opening up the big tent.

I always think the Sex Pistols and the Ramones as very, very important because they stripped things down.

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

Well, everyone and their grandmother knows she’s stillbanging Charles after all these years —””Like a screen in a tornado. Sure.

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man’s dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole...

Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. “I found them in the...

There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there’s bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too.

Sexuality, like creativity, is a gift from God.

Well I think people think sex is controversial. Not always, but certainly it’s something to be discussed.

It is true from early habit, one must make love mechanically as one swims; I was once very fond of both, but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water, I don’t...

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or...

Well, what of it? If sex isn’t a joke, what is it

I participate in BDSM, but I wasn’t abused as a child. I don’t hate women, or particularly enjoy hurting women. Sometimes I make them feel pain, but it’s consensual, it serves a purpose—to get them...

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

A man’s sexual aim, he had often said to himself, is to convert a creature who is cool, dry, calm, articulate, independent, purposeful into a creature that is the opposite of these; to demonstrate to...

The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect.

Nice guys finish but that’s what makes them good in bed.

… it nevertheless powerfully conveys the Arcadian dream of a great, cross- cultural brotherhood of buttsex, a pioneer porntopia where sodomy reigns supreme and there is no poison oak.

You cold or something?’ he said. She strained against him; she wanted to pass clear through him: ‘It’s a chill, it’s nothing’; and then, pushing a little away: ‘Say you love me.’I said it.’No, oh...

All right,” Mom said. She gave Samuel a stern look,”Now I don’t know what’s going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman-“”Neither do we,” I mutteredSamuel grinned “We have it pretty well worked...

Sex…I enjoy it immensely

I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood – sex and the dead.

Dancing is the normal prelude to intercourse

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn’t. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

V-as povesti despre penisul meu, dar ar fi o poveste lunga.

Remember, changing someone’s hang-ups is an easier task if stays in the realm of sex because the carrot at the end of this trip is—SEX! It’s not so easy to change other aspects of a...

I want to have a record of your nudity in one of my works of art.”~Larsson TIGER

If he doesn’t want your heart. He doesn’t deserve your body. Don’t neglect your SELF-RESPECT.