Well, well. You might just be my soul mate.




(No Ratings Yet)When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.




(No Ratings Yet)Sex is an art; those who know better are the better artists.




(No Ratings Yet)Lust is a thing of the blood. Doesn’t need head or heart.




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(No Ratings Yet)No, darlin. It’s an I-hope-you-weren’t-planning-on-sleeping-alone-tonight.




(No Ratings Yet)As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.




(No Ratings Yet)Sexuality is the door to love, and love is the door to silence, to the divine.




(No Ratings Yet)The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex.




(No Ratings Yet)You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.




(No Ratings Yet)Books might be your passion but you can’t fuck a paperback.




(No Ratings Yet)I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.




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