They had imagined too often and too much and so they had exhausted all their possibilities. When they embraced each other’s phantoms, each in his separate privacy has savoured the most refined of pleasures but,...

Marriage,” “mating,” and “love” are socially constructed phenomena that have little or no transferable meaning outside any given culture. The examples we’ve noted of rampant ritualized group sex, mate-swapping, unrestrained casual affairs, and socially sanctioned...

Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing a horrid green toothy grin that looks more like a Steven Hawkins muscle...

a pretty girl, who naked isis worth a million statues

Ti voglio da impazzire, soprattutto adesso, che ti mordi di nuovo il labbro.

I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it.

He lashed the belt against my ass again, and I was starting to feel like I was some supernatural being that was more than he was. He was just human, but I felt like something...

Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease...

Nothing better for the hormones and worse for the heart than the right boy at the right time.

Might as Well Laugh…remember…when…Life…made…sense

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

If you never have sex you never gain a sense of power. You never gain a voice or an identity of your own. Sex is the act that separates us from our parents. Children from...

The Rubicons which women must cross, the sex barriers which they must breach, are ultimately those that exist in their own minds.

Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I’d rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her?

It was very fast, that first time. They were on the couch, and then they were off the couch and it was all over. It was like jumping out the window and landing on the...

I don’t want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex.

Her breast was young, the nipples rosy. Cosimo just grazed it with his lips, before Viola slid away over the branches as if she were flying, with him clambering after her, and that skirt of...

I FINALLYhad a hot night,but it was only the weather.

Just because you’re of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want.

I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a suitable substitute.

In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that’s logical. In a made-up land, such as LaLa Land, the citizens are forever engaging in make-up sex.

Do you want me to open the window?’‘No … I still have your scent on my skin.’‘And I have your taste in my mouth.

Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for treasure that I can exchange for sexual favors.

I’ve long suspected myself of being a suspicious person. But that’s OK, because suspicious people make better lovers, right?

You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with you. I make love like I just rented these fabulous shoes.

We made love like my foot cramped up in the middle. That was the last time I tried to do a marathon session.

I make love like I make money. Well, I would, if somebody would actually pay me to have sex with them. So here I am, broke and sexless.

I make love like a can opener. Will you be my Spaghetti O’s?

I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.

The woman was finally done, and Beatrix reached for a magazine. There were always German magazines lying around here, Vogue was extremely rare; who wanted to read German magazines, anyway? Twin Murders in Stuttgart. Certainly...

Pussy may well be the only true renewable resource, Leo. I’ve got another one lined up for when I get back.” I had to admire a man with that kind of insight and planning.

Forsaking all other thoughts, he rutted into her, in a fashion more animal than human. His eruption he held fast within, so that she squirmed against the sensation before accepting her own fall into oblivion,...

I wasn’t in love with her. And she didn’t love me. For me the question of love was irrelevant. What I sought was the sense of being tossed about by some raging, savage force, in...

No such private nights of ecstasy or hushed-up drinking and sex orgies ever occurred. They might have occurred if either General Dreedle or General Peckem had once evinced an interest in taking part in orgies...

Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Wombed in sin darkness I was too, made not begotten. By them, the man with my voice and my eyes and a ghost-woman with ashes on her breath. They clasped and sundered, did the coupler’s...

I couldn’t hear anything or anyone, there was only the sound of our sex and the smell of books.

Sex and “sexual orientation” are being shoved at kids everywhere. It was not this way in past decades, and I believe this is another cause of more stress in kids.

The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that it’s coming quickly.

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

He kissed him like a man starved, thrusting his tongue past his parted lips and drowning himself in the taste and feel of Paul after three weeks without him.

Never fuck anyone you wouldn’t want to be.

That top,” he said when he dipped his face close, and I realized his voice sounded funny. It was intense but it was also hoarse like when we were fooling around and I understood why...

[About sex]: If we’re not intentional about pursuing God’s best for our marriages, and grasping the tremendous role intimacy plays in that relationship, what was intended to be deeply enjoyed – a passionate, life-giving love...

I’ve never had sex,” repeated Artemis. “Never wanted to.” It was her turn not to look at him as she spoke. “Not with a man or with a woman, or with an animal, though my...

A smart girl leaves before she is left

You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping up.

Ordinarily, her love affairs are entered into skittishly, sometimes reluctantly. She doesn’t dive into bed but flutters in like a wayward moth.

Don’t ever think you’re better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits. And drugs would affect your brain in the same way it affects theirs....

Baby, you realize this song is about Trey’s dead dog, don’t you?