You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my...

Love isn’t stackable and interlocking, like boxes or Legos. Love is like a one-legged man standing on a three-legged chair that is placed on top of a two-legged piano. I should know, because I’m the...

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

Furnishing was not a priority in the Citadel. Shelves, stools, tables… There was a rumor among the novices that priests towards the top of the hierarchy had golden furniture, but there was no sign of...

This book is dedicated to all the lawn chairs in all the living rooms of the world. I pray this book provides your owners with the strength, courage, and the wisdom to vacuum their lawns...

Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.

No violence, gentlemen — no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!

I don’t particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums.

I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, maybe in death it will go somewhere, as furniture.

I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window.

In the old pieces of furniture almost as in the old paintings, dwells the charm of the past, of the faded which becomes stronger in a man when he reaches an advanced age.

In my early years, my father was away as a soldier in the war. When he came back, work was very difficult to come by. Even though he was a highly skilled man, a maker...

The first airplanes looked more like flying furniture than the soaring dildos of today.

We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment.

The principal furniture in Billie’s mind was a good-sized bed.

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

They say that the best furniture and clothing design from the ’50s and ’60s is Scandinavian or Milanese.

Werewolf change was never pleasant. That was one of the reasons pack members still referred to it as a curse, despite the fact that, in the modern age of enlightenment and free will, clavigers chose...

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted.

I’m a very soft-spoken person. I don’t throw furniture. I don’t throw tantrums.

If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me.

I have a coffee table, but I don’t like it. I think it could use some more cream and sugar. Plus, it’s entirely too liquid to be a functional piece of furniture.

The chair I want for my office has wheels, so I can put it on my treadmill and get some exercise while I work. Likewise, we can’t let a love like ours just roll on...

To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basically like a converted closet, only smaller. In keeping with the frugal and Puritanical mindset, they even share the...

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture.

A lady, without a family, was the very best preserver of furniture in the world.

Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow.’I was trying to make up the sofa bed so you could get some rest,’ he explained, and pointed to...

Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here...

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you’ve become a part of

The chair walked in the room like any four-legged creature would, and I sat on it like a cat.

In the future, I’ll be furniture. Step on me now or sit on me later, but either way let me know how I can make you feel comfortable.

In actuality, it was like the homes of all people who are not really rich but who want to look rich, and therefore end up looking like one another: it had damasks, ebony, plants, carpets,...

I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat.

I had a dream about you. You had four legs like a cat has four legs like a chair has four legs, and I was looking for a place to sit. Then you meowed at...

I think that is supposed to be good, that I get less from him but I feel worthless.