I had a dream I was in a dream and then that dream told me I was in someone else’s sock drawer.
I had a dream I was a millionaire. So I’m still in my coma don’t try and wake me.
I had a dream last night I was awake through the pregnancy but I fell asleep at birth when I awoke I was Pinocchio and stuck inside a tree, does that mean I don’t have...
I had a dream last night I was on tinder and all the picks were me in make up I was like she’s hot I’d do her. I just walked into my therapist office.
I had a dream about a poem once… that’s all, I can’t tell you about it because I had to sign an NDA.
I had a dream I bought a popcorn maker that would pop pennies into cornuts, so I bought stock in corn wow was I nuts. That’s what my therapist said. He is just plain nuts...
I once had a dream and then I told my friend he is such a dick his name is Richard.
I had a dream I was a samurai who invented the poncho, and I sold my ponchos to Mexico. The irony is… I invented them for women.
I had a dream I was in an old woman’s closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car...
here!” and you threw 5000 likes on me and it felt like slugs. And smelled like fried chicken. I was so confused. I vomited a rainbow.
I had a dream I was able to fly now I have chained my bead to the ground. I like walking dreams better.
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