I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as I do. I want to suck your...

The power of the man, with a mind shut down. The strength of the super human. The survival of the species. The deafness of a beast. That’s the power of the penis.

College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing about space rockets, even though, if you stopped to think about it, rockets were shaped the way they were...

If there was a god, I’d still have both nuts.

No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless enemies, finds his tongue cleaving dryly to the roof of his mouth, where even the sons of the...