Tis better to have love and lustThan to let our apparatus rust.

I’ve had Good and I’ve had Bad, and the worst I had was Wonderful!

There’s looking and there’s looking. When some men look at you it’s a greasy thing. It makes you want to have a bath. With other men it’s nice. It helps you know you’re beautiful.

It’s a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.