Sure. But it might take me a few tries to get you pregnant.

I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I was only eleven at the time. I saved my allowance for two years to be able to afford...

Morning coffee is my preferred method of starting my evening. I make love all the time half the time. That half is night. Wake me up when it’s ready.

I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 minutes after that I just sort of lay there, trying to stretch out my investment.

A rose is a mix of thorns with a flower, and is therefore half fuck you and half fuck me. If I gave you a dozen, would you fuck me 12 times?

Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I’d better not, because my bicycle’s breaks are worn out.

Make time to make love. Then, after you’ve finished making love, make some coffee while I just lie in bed and quiver.

A shower curtain would make a great dress. If I make it for you, will you make love to me? Before you answer, you should know that I’m a bring my own bathtub kind of...

Fiction has been maligned for centuries as being “false,” “untrue,” yet good fiction provides more truth about the world, about life, and even about the reader, than can be found in non-fiction.

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It’s the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Hell, yes,” Dev says, sitting up now. “Don’t get me wrong – we’re totally going to make the beast with two backs tonight. But if we do it right, it’s going to feel like holding...

nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps perpetuate love

Sex is now a conceptual act, it’s probably only in terms of the perversions that we can make contact with each other at all.

And in the stillness before dawn, on the brink if a war that could tear us apart, our auras danced and twined in the darkness, coiling around each other until they finally merged, becoming one.

Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.

A nervous silence loosens tongues

You never want to look in a mirror,” Lula said. “Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need...

Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.

Religio”, as we know, harks back to a word (re-ligio) meaning “bond” and that is precisely what the anarch rejects. He does not go in for Moses with the Ten Commandments or, indeed, for any...

Sometimes I watch the broad comedies coming out of Hollywood and I think, ‘You know, sex is a big part of people’s lives, but is that really the only thing men are ever concerned about?’...

People don’t want children to know what they need to know. They want their kids to know what they ought to need to know. If you’re a teacher you’re in a constant battle with mildly...

If reconciling your feminist values with your sexual preferences is something you’re struggling with, don’t panic. But try to believe what I’m about to tell you, because it’s true: It’s healthy to want and seek...

I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days yore, so that he should be appraised of the many positions in which...

She was aware that in love even the most passionate idealism will not rid the body’s surface of its terrible, basic importance.

You wanted me to fuck you, didn’t you?”Stephen shut his eyes. “Briefly.”Crane lowered his head so his mouth was right on Stephen’s ear, voice vibrating, teeth and tongue touching the sensitive flesh. “When I fuck...

The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain storm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going...

Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it

You know, my poor grandmother once told me that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach. Life has taught me that it’s actually a few inches lower.

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.

When you’ve been around as long as me, Lucy, you’ll know that there are three types of sex… One – brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two – bedroom sex. Then number three – hallway sex, when you...

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: ‘I better get...

Newborn babies can’t do much on their own-They can’t eat or walk or talk on the phone-But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, “You’re being mean, you need to get laid,” your problem is not sex. Your...

What kind of motel sells condoms?” “My favorite kind of motel?

I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.

You got here in the nick of time,” Johnny said, grinning insolently at him. “I was just about to start ripping off her clothes.

Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue.

A lot of who you were in middle age was determined before you had a chance to manipulate, control, or eve understand the things around you. It was no mystery, he thought, why some old...

I can’t believe it. He is sporting a bona fide erection in the middle of class. All because of me.In history you learn about entire kingdoms crumbling into chaos because of a woman—or, in some...

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

No one else can want for me. No one can substitute his act of will for mine. It does sometimes happen that someone very much wants me to want what he wants. This is the...

What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he’d died. No, Really! He fell asleep-I had to roll him off of me so i could...

Potential enemies make the best friends and lovers. Many a blessed union begins in adversity.

Why? What kind of man would pleasure his woman by hurting her.’ Angus paced across the path. ”Tis a man’s duty, nay, his privilege, to give his woman all the pleasure she can bear. She...

Well. I’ve got a car.”An hour later, I vowed I’d never make fun of that Mazda again.

So I thought I’d feel different afterward, after the visible neon sign proclaiming ‘virgin’ had blinked out on my forehead. I’d spent years obessessing about it, so it seemed like somthing should have changed. Maybe...

Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you’ll go blind.

Sex was this primal connection like no magick she had ever known, even separated by a millimeter of latex. She knew that some combined the two and, while she could see how this would improve...

Sex in the twenties is like a helicopter raring to take off vertically, but twenty years later, it is like a vintage plane roaring and racing to a reluctant take off!

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.