The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It’s the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Hell, yes,” Dev says, sitting up now. “Don’t get me wrong – we’re totally going to make the beast with two backs tonight. But if we do it right, it’s going to feel like holding...

nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps perpetuate love

Sex is now a conceptual act, it’s probably only in terms of the perversions that we can make contact with each other at all.

And in the stillness before dawn, on the brink if a war that could tear us apart, our auras danced and twined in the darkness, coiling around each other until they finally merged, becoming one.

Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.

A nervous silence loosens tongues

You never want to look in a mirror,” Lula said. “Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need...

Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound.

Religio”, as we know, harks back to a word (re-ligio) meaning “bond” and that is precisely what the anarch rejects. He does not go in for Moses with the Ten Commandments or, indeed, for any...

Sometimes I watch the broad comedies coming out of Hollywood and I think, ‘You know, sex is a big part of people’s lives, but is that really the only thing men are ever concerned about?’...

People don’t want children to know what they need to know. They want their kids to know what they ought to need to know. If you’re a teacher you’re in a constant battle with mildly...

If reconciling your feminist values with your sexual preferences is something you’re struggling with, don’t panic. But try to believe what I’m about to tell you, because it’s true: It’s healthy to want and seek...

I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days yore, so that he should be appraised of the many positions in which...

She was aware that in love even the most passionate idealism will not rid the body’s surface of its terrible, basic importance.

You wanted me to fuck you, didn’t you?”Stephen shut his eyes. “Briefly.”Crane lowered his head so his mouth was right on Stephen’s ear, voice vibrating, teeth and tongue touching the sensitive flesh. “When I fuck...

The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rain storm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going...

Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it

You know, my poor grandmother once told me that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach. Life has taught me that it’s actually a few inches lower.

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.

When you’ve been around as long as me, Lucy, you’ll know that there are three types of sex… One – brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two – bedroom sex. Then number three – hallway sex, when you...

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: ‘I better get...

Newborn babies can’t do much on their own-They can’t eat or walk or talk on the phone-But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, “You’re being mean, you need to get laid,” your problem is not sex. Your...

What kind of motel sells condoms?” “My favorite kind of motel?

I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.

You got here in the nick of time,” Johnny said, grinning insolently at him. “I was just about to start ripping off her clothes.

Because some people have sex with people of the same sex, an entire culture has been created, broadly speaking, out of oppression. Which in a rational world would not be an issue.

A lot of who you were in middle age was determined before you had a chance to manipulate, control, or eve understand the things around you. It was no mystery, he thought, why some old...

I can’t believe it. He is sporting a bona fide erection in the middle of class. All because of me.In history you learn about entire kingdoms crumbling into chaos because of a woman—or, in some...

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

No one else can want for me. No one can substitute his act of will for mine. It does sometimes happen that someone very much wants me to want what he wants. This is the...

What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he’d died. No, Really! He fell asleep-I had to roll him off of me so i could...

Potential enemies make the best friends and lovers. Many a blessed union begins in adversity.

Why? What kind of man would pleasure his woman by hurting her.’ Angus paced across the path. ”Tis a man’s duty, nay, his privilege, to give his woman all the pleasure she can bear. She...

Well. I’ve got a car.”An hour later, I vowed I’d never make fun of that Mazda again.

So I thought I’d feel different afterward, after the visible neon sign proclaiming ‘virgin’ had blinked out on my forehead. I’d spent years obessessing about it, so it seemed like somthing should have changed. Maybe...

Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you’ll go blind.

Wrap him up in floral wallpaper, wishing the envelopes I seal were his lips, leaving hickeys like stamps to show where he’s been.

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Let him lust for you until he has blue balls

Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it.

There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape!

I didn’t hit her, man, what happened was that Maria was obsessed with the Marquis de Sade and wanted to try the spanking thing,” said Luscious Skin. “That’s very Maria,” said Pancho. “She takes her...

It was a rite of passage each year at Manhattan Life Insurance Company. The golden doors would open every summer to a new crop of bright-eyed college students, all of which were over-qualified for a...

Sure that there was an attainable bliss somewhere beyond the decimal point in the p of his sexual trysts, I felt that maybe he had already attained what I was looking for, a more instinctual...

love start from eyes & smiles but its end on bed

Lift your hips for me, love.

The only deep emotion I occasionally felt in these affairs was gratitude, when all was going well and I was left, not only peace, but freedom to come and go–never kinder and gayer with one...

Nothing we can do together is ever going to be embarrassing.