If Twinkies grew on trees, as nature intended, then I would like to irrigate your fertile valley. When we make love, bring your own knitting equipment.

I smell like cat snuggles and sex, though from two different activities. I have just perfected my meatloaf-flavored ice cream, if you want to grab a spork.

So there the two of us were. Frozen in time, living in the moment, focused only on our immediate desires. Which of course included sex. Lots and lots of it.

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

My girlfriend just had a baby. We’ve known each other for six months, so I’m pretty stunned to find myself becoming a father so soon. I hope the baby looks like me!

Do that again and you’lllose that which you believe makes me whole.

The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed. Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is...

How the hell do I know? It just hurts me to think about it….And its not because you’re a great lay. Though you are. But I’ve had great lays before, and I didn’t get torn...

Every person has the right to be loved in the way she/he wants to be loved. Making love is not something you do to someone; making love is something you share.

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough. –Augustus “Gus” McCrae

Combattant sans risque, vous devez agir sans précaution. Pour vous autres hommes, les défaites ne sont que des succès de moins. Dans cette partie si inégale, notre fortune est de ne pas perdre, et votre...

A Oliveira le gustaba hacer el amor con la Maga porque nada podía ser más importante para ella y al mismo tiempo, de una manera difícilmente comprensible, estaba como por debajo de su placer, se...

A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she has...

I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

I’m 30, it’s Christmas, and I’m a writer without a job. I sit hereengulfed in a furious fit of frustration. My future unknown. Mynuts so small you could fit them in a gnat’s navel and...

I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I’m slot B, and you’re tab A.

I finally understood why so much monkey business happened in the backs of buses. Put us in close proximity, with wheels spinning under us, and nothing to do but wait, we’re going to start thinking...

He spent the next weeks blocking scenes of the bureaucrat fucking his wife. On the floor with cooking ingredients. Standing, with socks still on. In the grass of the yard of their new and immense...

A woman who spends her time worrying about pregnancy is a virtual cripple, she’ll never go very far.

Fin da piccole sapevano quanto poco valore il mondo attribuisse ai libri, e non perdevano tempo a leggerli. Mentre io, anche adesso, continuo a credere che quei puntini neri su fondo bianco abbiano il più...

They seemed to be together as one, somewhere else in a place that was lighter than air.

I could mount you until I die.

He always thought a muse should be sex on legs.

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

I just want to fuck my baby! I’m your baby! Will you be my baby? Baby? Baby?” For one thing, he couldn’t decide whether he was the baby or the daddy. Make up your mind,...

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is...

Ares sighed “What are the three words said most often in our house?” “Not tonight, Ares?” Than offered. “Funny,” Ares growled. “Cara never says that.

Like the psychological model outlined above, the psychiatric understanding of ’organised paedophilia’ is a framework that is focused primarily on individual psychological factors and overlooks the role of violence in criminal groups and the contexts...

I had sex,” Drew said with a grin. “Lots and lots and lots of sex.”Indigo threw a balled-up piece of paper at him, but she was grinning. Catching the paper, he said, “Hey, no use...

I was a boy that age once, and I know that 97.7 percent of their bodies are semen and the 2.8 percent is an incendiary device for spraying it.

It was an obsession, it was a compulsion. “The way to banish temptation is to give into it,” the saying went. Maybe if she experienced a gangbang, it wouldn’t be such a big deal, and...

I am deeply Catholic and always will be, but I’m no longer a member of the church. I left in 2003 because of the sex abuse scandal.

The trick is not appearing to be so.

Locking eyes with a shape-shifter was aggressive. Very aggressive. One generally didn’t do that unless one wanted to fight. Or fuck.

A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

We rehearse for the big death through the little death of orgasm, through erotic living. Death as transfiguration

I might be manipulating you to create risk for myself.

Guys Are Eyes.

She is mine, and I am hers.

a foreign affair juxtaposed with a statesideand domestically approved romantic fancy is mysteriously attractive due to circumstances knowing it will only be parlayed into a memory

…Her boyfriend gives her a Mercedes, [her friends] say, ‘Oh, that’s nice.’ But her boyfriend gives her a diamond, they say, ‘Oh, he’s serious.’ It’s not just the gift of love-it’s the gift of commitment....

His passion she had expected, even his expertise, for a man of his years would not have been without women. She had even, in the long days of yearning, suspected his tenderness, which led him...

You can’t have a women’s body without having her heart, mind and soul if only momentarily.

After I saw Kiss on stage, I wanted my show to look like the fourth of July. The persona of Rick James was wild and crazy, sex, drugs and rock and roll.

The liberal picture of sex is that it really isn’t that much different from anything else it’s all a question of consent.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.

Naturally all of them had a sad story: too much notice, not enough, or the worst kind. Some tale about dragon daddies and false-hearted men, or mean mamas and friends who did them wrong. Each...