Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won’t work five consecutive days for it.

Pregnant women need dick too. And I’m here to sell it to them. I charge by the inch and by the hour.

That’s what Jamie didn’t understand: it was never just sex. Even the fastest, dirtiest, most impersonal screw was about more than sex. It was about connection. It was about looking at another human being and...

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant

Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent.

How dull would it be to consume my meat with only one variety of sauce? My body and spirit would whither, being fed on such limited fare. To sample the delights of a great many...

Reiko set the ball on the ground and patted my knee. “Look,” she said, “I’m not telling you to stop sleeping with girls. If you’re O.K. with that, then it’s OK. It’s your life after...

I really think that writing about sex is writing about the mind.

Much more than our other needs and endeavors, it is sexuality that puts us on an even footing with our kind: the more we practice it, the more we become like everyone else: it is...

Please spend the night with me.

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?

Remove God from the world of ideas. Remove government, politics from society. Keep sex, humor, utilities. Let private property go.

I think it takes some terrible or great event to fuse two people together without inhibition. Without heat or shock, it can’t be done. I believe that’s why sexual love, which needn’t be, is so...

The seductive power of sex and money is nothing compared to that of words.

The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code

The spirits of the brain are directly connected to the testicles. This is why men who weary their imagination in books are less suitable for procreative functions…

I’d done it, I’d crossed the line between accepted behavior and behavior most of the population would consider a lynching offense, and that morning I felt as real as any of the men in the...

What did your mom say?””She said I better not be pregnant.”Janie snorts. “What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait — you’re not, are you?” “Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not...

As the world confronts the challenges of globalisation, theentertainment Industry and a web saturated with explicit sexualcontent, is increasingly making it difficult for young people to makeinformed decisions about sex

My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

The faintest cry is then loosened from her in a lucid expression that does announce her bestirring itch for me. Over and under each other’s lips, we now find ourselves salivating in each other’s recalescent...

C’mon good girl, be bad.

Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that’s true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that’s where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis...

North is a powerful man, and you’re still connected to him.” Flo frowned. “Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you’re a Fish. You’ll end up back...

The reason sex is fun is not to cater to the desire for individual human pleasure, but because humanity would have ceased to exist a long time ago if it were drudgery.

carried away” by herfeelings for me. A proper understanding of my story depends, I think, on a full appreciation of thepleasure we took from these sweet shared moments. I am certain that the fire at...

One of the most popular genital surgeries is labia minora reduction. When a similar procedure is performed on healthy girls in some African countries as a coming-of-age rite to control their sexuality, Westerners denounce it...

Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.

Not that it isn’t great to see you. But it’s not so great for you. What’d you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?

Because of this.Because your funny.Because you know Lolita.And Nabukov and James Mason too.Because you’re cute and funny and i’m kind of sad and you haven’t tried hitting on me once.Because you weren’t even trying…

A woman isn’t a whore for wanting pleasure. If it were unnatural, we would not be born with such drives.

I mean, Charlie and I have never had issues pleasuring each other before, but damn, Charlie getting pregnant equals crazy sex. Wild sex. Sex that makes me feel like I’m being used. Best. Feeling.Ever.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

Your embrace feels like slipping the key in the front door.

I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn’t happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own...

Some people have sex by putting fishhooks in each other. Couple this act with a simple understanding of the basic function of all living creatures to expand and contract. Now, try that with fishhooks.

Rick guided her to the outside balcony where they made love under the springtime mountain night. As Renee moaned across the valley below, Rick realized that he hadn’t closed the door and that her delightful...

Half of sex is the dreaming

The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.

Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of far off seasons.

In my old age, I was at last being permitted to make the discovery that lovemaking gets better and better with time, if it’s with someone you care for.

Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

If you can’t laugh about sex, you shouldn’t be doing it.

Little sister don’t you worry about a thing todayTake the heat from the sunLittle sisterI know that everything is not okBut you’re like honey on my tongueTrue love never can be rentBut only true love...

Six minutes is a boiled egg.

How satisfying will it be to know that no matter what happens to your relationship and no matter where or with whom he ends up in his life that you taught him everything he knows…?...

Do it, SENATOR! And it will be the end of your career! Everyone will love to know of a scandal involving a senator who loves abusing luxury prostitutes.” ~Larsson

Dear God, if I made it through this alive and conscious, my name deserved to be added to some X-rated category in the Guinness Book of World Records or something.-Emma