Let me sing the beauty of my Maggie. Legs:–the knees attached to the thighs, knees shiny, thighs like milk. Arms:–the levers of my content, the serpents of my joy. Back:–the sight of that in a...

Any fool can masturbate, but it takes a real artist to make it look like sex.

I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s nothing better to make love to, with the possible exception of grandma’s casserole.

The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women.

I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I am in math, that’s roughly four minutes. And I do mean rough.

We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone where I am so he doesn’t go file a missing person’s...

I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I make love as slowly as ice cream melts in the Sahara.

We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.

A tennis racket is a trampoline for a tennis ball. My favorite score is love-all, because that’s the right thing to do as a Christian and an Overpopulationist.

I make love like a mannequin mimicking a statue, only with less movement and more grunting.

I always have safe sex. I lock the door.

I am your Wednesday Sex Meatloaf. At least, I’d like to be. This Tuesday I have a vacancy, if you like leftovers from six days before.

“My body is my own,” I said. “I may choose to share it with someone, but it’s not for sale or for hire, nor is it a reward. I’d rather starve to death than use...

I am fucking you, Tania, so that you’ll stay fucked.

libidinous, adj.I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t realize you’re on the floor.

sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love

Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn’t lead to anything

That’s not normal.

Any marriage is hard work. But what I always say is, “Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

They still had sexual relations with another, slept in the same bed, shared kisses and intimacy and matrimonial fluid, however both were not married to each other in that sense, although there was a piece...

Still in Bed?” Thomas had asked with amusement, as Lissianna had blinked at them. “I am so glad you got at least a little rest today. I feared you’d work Greg to death while the...

Corporate Responsibility; Environmental Preservation; Consumer Protection; Sex & Race Discrimination (they must mean Sex and Race Liberation).

If you don’t start playing by my rules, you’ll be lucky to be licking stamps in some lowly, legal aid office.

Love is the body’s warmth; sex, its heat.

the weekly thirty minutes of sexual stress was a chronic but low-grade discomfort, like the humidity in Florida

Skill makes love unending.

The woman had gasped beneath his heavy body. He rubbed against her, lubricated by the warm, sticky liquid, but as her body gradually grew cold, he felt as though they’d been glued together. She seemed...

Cabel flicks his fingers at her, spraying her with water. Grinning. “Sure. I think I’m pretty lucky. I bet blind people have great sex. I’ll even wear a blindfold so it’s fair.” He bumps his...

Paul Newman is a sex symbol.

Please, touch me, I pray.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Now drawing four fingers up the sides of her stomach, my hands create a kind of invisible wave that sounds beneath her skin. Molding her torso every which way as if it were clay for...

I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

When human beings give their heartfelt allegiance to and worship that which is not God, they progressively cease to reflect the image of God. One of the primary laws of human life is that you...

Sexual satisfaction is a dissatisfaction to the spiritual life.

I suppose you had to,” Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table.”Pretty much. She seduced me.””Yeah, right,” Wes said. “She said, ‘Please fix the kitchen drain,’ and you interpreted that–“”She...

I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex.

Food is, for me, for everybody, a very sexual thing and I think I realised that quite early on. I still cannot exaggerate how just putting a meal in front of somebody is really more...

Two kisses in one kiss was all it took, a comfort, a warmth, perhaps temporary, perhaps false, but reassuring nonetheless, and mine, and theirs, ours, all three of us giggling, insane giggles and laughter with...

Part of the fruit of the Spirit is self-control. Once you get married, however, a good defense is frequency and freedom.

There was old sex in the room and loneliness, and expectation, of something without a shape or name. I remember that yearning, and was never the same as the hands that were on us there...

Most people think love comes from the heart or soul. The heart simply pumps blood, so love can’t be created there. Where is the center for what appears to be a person’s soul? The Brain....

But then, if if sex were the same thing as math, a lot more people would be lining up to take calculus.

Ask yourself what a man without guile might do to your body in the dark.

To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.

Then, Patrick, you do feel it too? You do feel … something? It would be so bleak if you felt nothing. That’s what scares women, you know.”I do know, and you needn’t be scared. I...

Even in the era of AIDS, sex raises no unique moral issues at all. Decisions about sex may involve considerations about honesty, concern for others, prudence, and so on, but there is nothing special about...

Nice guys finish last but that’s what makes them good in bed.

One might—if one were, say, a gay sex writer—make a case that there’s still a vibrant role for queer dirty words. While highly commodified mass-market DVD porn and its kinkier “specialty” cousins shows how sex...

Sex is the great equalizer