God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

fine” has like seventy meanings and depending on voice inflexion can actually mean ‘If I’m questioned again I’ll stab you in your sleep’.

Yeah, you could say her and I are lovers. She wouldn’t say it, and neither would I, but you could.

Bob poured and brought two cups over, hardly rattling them on the saucers. “Drink up. This should restore your inner bitch.” Bailey scowled at him. “See?” he said. “It’s working already, and all you’ve had...

I pulled my suitcase out of the backseat of my bug, along with Cannoli’s new travel case, a spiffy animal print pet backpack on wheels. When I first saw it, I thought maybe the dog...

Así es. ,Sabes?, Bianca di Angelo no es la única que tiene un hermano irritante. Ya va siendo hora de que conozcas a mi muy irresponsable gemelo. Apolo. – Artemisa.

There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.

You can only move if you are actually in the moment. You have to be where you are to get where you need to go.

Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.’That’s some catch, that Catch-22,’ he observed.’It’s the best there is,’ Doc Daneeka agreed.Yossarian saw it...

As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.

I am but a flower. Do with me what thou wilt.

Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you...

Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.

You look disappointed to see me, Zach,” Macey teased. “Don’t you like my jacket?

My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue silence. What would you say if I asked you to turquoise?

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. Was that racist? Only if you’re trying to stir up political votes.

It was one of those decisions that shouldn’t have been so easy to get so wrong. Go on your own or take the half wasted waif. She was wearing denim hotpants with a pink vest...

One who is seeking the truth sooner or later finds a woman.

I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Don’t drink my tears. They will only make you thirsty. And sad.

No sabía qué pensar de aquel hombre caballo con quien debía permanecer casada durante un año. Era obvio que me interesaba. Después de todo, no había conocido nunca a nadie como él. Admitamos que no...

I didn’t apply for a job this morning, but I did apply deodorant. So I have that going for me.

It’s interesting to watch someone think. Glass skulls would be cool.

Sunshine, I… Starla’s voice broke off as she entered the room and caught sight of him standing naked in the corner. She eyed him in an odd, detached way, as if he were an interesting...

My mother is European and expresses her love through food and cuddling. She wasn’t the type of mother who would make it to school plays or soccer games, but if you wanted to stay at...

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time

I am ever a gentle maiden,” she shouted. “Damn if I’m not.

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

I measured the length of my hand today, and just as I thought, it’s exactly as long as my other hand. I was so excited I started clapping.

Oh, goodie,” Puck said as I stepped forward. “I’m going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.

That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

I don’t want to be remembered as a woman from Saint Louis who died. I want to be remembered as a woman from Saint Louis who left and actually did something with her life. Then...

He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. ‘These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?’I didn’t...

Love is like politics, I think as I then think no it isn’t.

Duck!” Not a Feathery Quack Maker, but Get down!

Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?’He couldn’t believe it. ‘Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. If your love...

Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but when I was, I felt like I’d rather wither.

You know what? Don’t explain. Just—put your clothes on, both of you.

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

This is agony cried Mr Salteena clutching hold of a table my life will be sour grapes and ashes without you.

The Builders are building with you in mind, dear citizen, so don’t worry your tiny mind about whether the bricks they are using are going to construct schools or prisons. They won’t tell, and you...

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!

Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.

There’s nothing worse than the one that got away. It haunts you for weeks like a bad dream, eats away at your psyche like a termite on softened wood.

Being dead is highly overrated. It’s no fun at all.” — Mythe: A Fairy Tale

I don’t like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.