Couldn’t you hypnotize her or something?””It doesn’t work like that.””I thought vampires were all sex gods with the ladies.”Cade looked at him. “What gave you that idea?””Uh … late-night TV, mostly …””Humans are our food....

What did you think of him?” Cade asked.”Give me some credit,” Zach said. “Guy’s more full of shit than a duck pond.

Something you killed didn’t stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.

The Boogeyman,’ he said, just to be sure. ‘The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.’The president nodded.Some days, Zach thought, I really hate this job.