Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.

God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.

Seth’s quote from his book:”And if I only couldI’d make a deal with God and I’d get Him to swap our places”-“Running up that Hill” by Kate Bush

I mean, I was ready to accept the whole evil thing, but this is kind of extreme.

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.