I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life is givin’ them vodka and have a party!

I didn’t want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.

I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.