What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

Because I’m not kissing you until you do. And brush your hair while you’re at it.

Three quarters, two dimes, a rubber band and—score! A piece of celery.”He started munching on the celery, eyeing the change and the rubber band like they might be next.

[Piper] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for Coach Hedge, who had pulled the night watch. Frank’s Vancouver Winter Olympics shirt...

Naturally, Coach Hedge went ballistic; but Percy found it hard to take the satyr seriously since he was barely five feet tall.”Never in my life!” Coach bellowed, waving his bat and knocking over a plate...

Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach Hedge, which was maybe not a situation a caring girlfriend should put him...

I still don’t get it” Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. “They named a whole town after Leo’s table?””I think the town was here first, Coach” Nico said.

That makes absolutely no sense.

Kids are baby goats. They’re cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.