You can’t kill us all, human.’ He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. ‘True, but who’s going to be first in line?

Shit a brick.”

Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.Okita: You’re horrible! Besides then I’d...

Are there any other missing persons living under your roof? Elvis? Jimmy Hoffa? Amelia Earhart? I’d just like full disclosure now, before we go any further.

Shut up,” I said.

CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.

Then I say, “Let’s go and brush our teeth.” So Lola says, “But Charlie, I can’t brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth.” “But who would use your toothbrush?” I ask. Lola says...

Maggie wasn’t without her concerns, though. “What if he’s crazy?””Yeah, that’s a definite possibility,” he agreed.”What if he’s not your type?””Then we’ll only hook up in dark places.

I was not born with English in my pocket.

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

my problem is that my body acts before my brain thinks… it sometimes brings me huge trouble, or also huge success. recently, my body and brain got come to an agreement. it may be far...

It was me–a dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.”–Ember (Darkness Of Light)

Everything has taken on a strange, distant quality – the sounds of running and shouting outside get warped and weird like they’re being filtered through water, and Alex looks miles away. I start to think...

This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places… You know when you order french fries and there’s a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you’re alarmed...

I mean, what are they scared of? Who’s going to vote for anyone from the Communist Party, for God’s sake?

You blew up half the town.

I toss and turn so much in my sleep that the very act of sleeping must be exhausting for me. Sleeping makes me want to sleep even more.

Your perception is riveting, Amal,” he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. “It’s comforting to know that there are people in my class who have the maturity...

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to...

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I’ll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I’ve never found an easy way.

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

I believe the love shared between two people shouldn’t be secretly shared with a third. Not even if I am vacationing on the moon, and that third person is my clone.

I’ve decided I don’t like books that end with ‘The End’. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff.

The last I knew you were going to a party. just a few friends at the McEvoys’ you told me. The science club, you told me. What happened? You got into a fight about the...

I beg your pardon?” He sounded almost polite suddenly, as if he believed he couldn’t possibly have heard right.

This guy was a class act. And that class was Acting 101. If I were the professor, I’d have given him an F—for murder.

HAMLET I will receive it sir with all diligence of spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use, ’tis for the head.OSRIC I thank you lordship, it is very hot.HAMLET No believe me, ’tis very...

Shut up, idiot.

I had an uneventful few days,” it told her. “The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from the headmaster on taking our studies seriously. He said next year’s exam will arrive sooner than we...

A cemetery?” I chuckle, but the pitch is a bit higher than I expected. “At night? With a full moon? Um … did you see any, uh, zombies, you, while you were there?”Shiko blinks at...

Absolutely.

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it

He shook his head. He didn’t know. He couldn’t tell when he had woken fully. He walked to the horses. They definitely seemed alarmed. But then, they would. After all, he had just leapt to...

A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.

All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic

Judd Is My Boyfriend” memorabilia. In the normal course of events, civilians wouldn’t have gotten anywhere near the former Arrow, but it had been impossible to evacuate the entire city prior to the Pure Psy...

I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.

You named the chicken, Chicken?” She looked embarrassed. “When we decided not to kill it, I got attached.

It takes a long time to become young.

Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on the slick ground reverberated in his gut. He wanted to turn around and...

You become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal and you become far removed from the people you came from.

Labor is a man crowning glory.””Not this man’s.””I quote Marx”I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.”I quote blisters.

I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. I’ll also need a screen, a projector, and a laser pointer.

Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don’t taunt voodoo.Zak: Am I taunting?Aaron: Dude, you’re taunting the crap out of it!Zak: I am sorry, I am not taunting you I am just talking…Talking...

Your brain is not only the material inside your cranium, its something to be explored, developed and refined

Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with...