Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with fur. Why? Because I was going to where the world’s largest collection of...

I got a hat deal with Resistol, where I have my own line of cowboy hats.

Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world know you’re serious.

Wayne’s a little attached to that hat,” Waxillium said. “He thinks it’s lucky.”Wayne: “It is lucky. I ain’t never died while wearing that hat.” Marasi frowned. “I … I’m not sure I know how to...

I have an American top hat that’s collapsible and works as a frisbee.

Her golden hair moved like a hundred moths, all trying to saturate themselves in sunlight, while his hair was spiked like cleats, and he wore a shoe for a hat. He said it helped him...

I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I care about strangers when they’re abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they’re literally in front of me.

The Classical Study (3)The Master has forgotten his hat.Without his hat he cannot fly.Without his hat his dreams escapeup.Without his hat he cannot tiphis hat to that woman passing bywhom he remembersfrom somewhere, as in...

Turn a pot into a hat in one easy step: put it on your head. I make love with the same sort of culinary innovation.

I don’t think you should go around talking trash about people because I think that’s how you get your hat handed to you.

As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.

So for Bullitt, I just put my black hat back on.

I had a dream about you. You wore a cowboy boot, and I wore a better fitting hat. You were in a white dress, like a wedding dress, only weddinger. I was wearing a twisted...

She put on her lace collar. She put on her new hat and he never noticed; and he was happy without her.

A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the sudden a mustache in a cowboy hat riding a vagina runs through the...

HAMLET I will receive it sir with all diligence of spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use, ’tis for the head.OSRIC I thank you lordship, it is very hot.HAMLET No believe me, ’tis very...

I call my thumb Napoleon, because I rarely ever lose a thumb war. Also because my thumb’s so small, and I wear a tiny funny hat and cape on it.