If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.

I’m humble enough to wait and just chill. I’m having fun just working with these good people, man.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, “Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Love is like whoa! Actually, it’s closer to woe.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.

I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?

Zoey~ ‘Listen to me, whinning about money and a scarf. Ah, hell! I’m starting to sound like Aphrodite.’Stark~ ‘If you turn into Aprodite I’m going to stab myself.’Zoey~ ‘If I turn into Aprodite, stab me...

I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it.

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

My philosophy is, don’t take no for an answer and be willing to sacrifice your entire project for freedom.

The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.

I’ve been lucky-my looks haven’t put me into one category. I don’t look like a blue blood. I don’t look like a criminal. I don’t look like anything.

What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He’s a loser—that’s why he’s number two.

exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing.

The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.

Butterfly?” Will said. “Why Butterfly?” “I believe it’s a term of great respect,” Selethen said gravely. He was very obviously not laughing. Too obviously, Will thought. “It’s all right for you,” he said. “They called...

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.”Oh, well, how nice for me.

Daemon laughed “I’m only at the service of one person in particular”My cheeks flamed as I scooted my chair over. “You are not servicing me in any way.”He leaned in, closing my newly gained distance....

If a problem is clearly stated, it has no further interest to the physicist.

Happy Birthday.

Who wears masks?’‘Bank robbers?’‘No.’‘Really ugly people?’‘No.’‘Halloween? People wear masks at Halloween.’‘Yes! They do!’ He flung his arms wide in delight.‘So that’s important?’‘Not even a little bit. But it’s true.

If we’re mad, we’re mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.

I’ve always been a monster,’ Scapegrace told her, ‘but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.”You smell terrible.”That’s the smell of evil.”It’s like rancid meat and bad eggs.”Evil,” Scapegrace insisted.

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.

Victoria’s got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.

I’m English. We’re about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.

If you’re stressing over happiness, you’re doing it wrong!

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.

Yeah, and I remember that game Pitfall. That was my favorite. I heard there’s a new one, too – so maybe I’ll have to get back into it.

When you’re in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second...

Well,” Mr. Cheeseman interjected. “Perhaps there’s an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego.””What’s an alter ego?” asked Gerard.”It’s a superhero’s true but secret identity,” said Chip. “You know, the way...

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.

You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?

I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I dont know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously...