I chase goals, not girls.

I tell you, the old-fashioned doctor who treated all diseases has completely disappeared, now there are only specialists, and they advertise all the time in the newspapers. If your nose hurts, they send you to...

Guess we’re going north,” Dev said slowly.”Everyone, follow Lassie.Timmy’s in the well.

Tom Cruise isn’t that big of a guy,” my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word “short.”Yeah,” I tell her in return, “but he compensates by being Tom Cruise.”Not...

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I’m beginning to think my name has been changed to ‘Damn it’ or ‘Asshole'” Styxx

God help me. I’m so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and at least ten at night. . . .

Actually, I came because I have a last-minute invitation. My friend Erika Gill is having a big party tomorrow night, one of those all-out birthday bashes that girls like. Want to go?”—————————————-“No. Sorry.””Since it’s a...

Oh, doctor. I think I’m sick I need some penis-cilin.” I fake cough again into my hand.

You can call me Dani… Or anything you’d like except DD, um, in high school some people called me Double D’s because of that name and because I have big boobs—” I cut off abruptly...

I suggest to you the power of suggestion of powerful.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it’s cute.

The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above...

Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.

Love in a box. It’s a gift—for both of us, from both of us.

Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.

We haven’t spoken in forever, but that doesn’t mean I still don’t love her. That’s what being in love with a mute is all about.

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.

If politically Afghanistan is left alone, Afghanistan people is left alone, they will mend their own fences, they will form their own problems.

We ate soup in the pouring rain. I said I liked it, even though it was a bit too watery for my taste. Then we made love like two rainbows sizzling in a pan like...

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.

Courtiers never look like fools, or engage in hard work if they can’t make it look easy. Conquering the world is a sweaty business, and perspiration always betrays.

I asked what year the car was that was sitting in the driveway, but what I meant was how long had it been parked there. If it’s been there since 1982, I’ve been in love...

Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud

I say that I’m not into you like that, Camryn, because..,” he pauses, searching my face, looking at my lips for a moment as if deciding whether or not he should kiss them again, “…because...

I have personal beliefs and they are sometimes reflected in the movies I make, but I also reflect other points of view.

Her brain is like a filing cabinet – everything neatly stored in categories. My brain is more like soup – everything all blended and mushed together.

I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar.

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn’t think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination.

Suspicion,” he said. “Directed by Alfred Hitchcock. He’s a genius.” “Starring Cary Grant.” When Lucas gave me a look, I added, “You have your priorities, I have mine.

Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Ever been expecting guests for a dinner party & had to clear up a massive LEGO space-station before they arrived? (Who needs kids to play?!)

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them.

The good thing about the aristocracy – German or English – was that they were easily traced, Mirabelle thought.

Miłość jest jak wędlina: jest salami i jest mortadela.

If you ever find yourself in a blender with a banana and an orange, just start throwing karate chops.

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls’ underwear shouldn’t be one of them.

Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said–

Here, why don’t I carry that for you?” I was in stupid love.

I will make thee think thy swan a crow.

And I was all, “Don’t be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I’ll pepper-spray you until you fry.” (You have to be stern with weenie waggers–I’ve been exposed to on the...

Take it as a compliment. I only try to corrupt people I like.

Ish #1 “It’s not your mama’s macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Are ye ta’en with the swindle or the turn-sickness? Or are ye out of your wits?

Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren’t ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I thought a true Tigress never backed down from a fight. Don’t you know anything? When...

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.