This isn’t television! This isn’t a movie! Giles and Buffy aren’t gonna appear and show us how to deal with our wonderful new powers! Some fricking owl isn’t gonna come sailing in through your window...

Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car’s interior?

You were saying?

This just means so much to me!I’d like to thank all the little people I crushed on my way to the top

You have no idea how crazy I am, I should be wearing yellow Caution tape, I’m that bonkers.

How would you like to star in your very own commercial?””I’d rather swim in battery acid.

Shut. Up,” June squealed. “You have a date with that guy?” She giggled and covered her mouth. “Shut up, shut up, shut up! Tell me everything.””I can’t do both,” I pointed out.

The only way I could describe what kissing him felt like was, like the last day of school, knowing that months of freedom and sunshine lay before you, the feeling that you could do anything...

Henry narrowed his eyes at me. “You going somewhere?””Lacrosse field trip,” I said. “I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets.

I liked James and James liked me and we both knew it and if you think about it, that’s like a miracle. A real miracle. Everyone says that babies are miracles, and don’t get me...

You have to turn it up so that your chest shakes and the drums get in between your ribs like a heartbeat and the bass goes up your spine and fizzles your brain and all...

Put some muscle into it! Channel your inner Trent Reznor!

Because there’s one thing stronger than magic: sisterhood.