I’ve spoken of the patient Peter who was obsessively forced to make conquests with women, to seduce and then to abandon them, until he was at last able to experience how he himself had repeatedly...

I must have gone to the wrong island,” I said with a private laugh.

It always came down to his freaking pride.

Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

Fear says that what God has called me to is blatantly impossible. Selfishness says that the cost is unacceptably prohibitive. My humanity harbors other lesser agendas that seduce me to my own death. And I...

The two of you are different now, calmer. There is still sex, occasionally, but is no longer a priority to seduce or be seduced by him.

The vanity of Eve, that desire to exercise power, to seduce, to drag down!

She was the kind of girl who wore dark lipstick and didn’t need to speak a word to seduce you.

Otwórz butelkę czerwonego wina, którą na pewno masz. Uwiedziesz mnie dzisiaj.

I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place in the Living Room Olympics, and sixth place is like double bronze.

He said I’m the winning lottery ticket, like he’s never meant anything more.

If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I’d have 50 cents. That’s assuming drag queens are half price.

On my first date with Agatha, I wore tight green Spandex, which made my skinny legs look like asparagus. Knowing no heterosexual woman could resist such a temptation, I set out to seduce her.

I seduce women by making women feel like they are seducing me. And I allow them to pay for that privilege. And as we all know, you value what you pay for more than what...

I’m wearing shoes made of sea foam, and I am here to seduce the elderly. If you brought the geriatrics, then I brought the jellyfish.