If man be sensible and one fine morning, while he is lying in bed,counts at the tips of his fingers how many things in this life truly willgive him enjoyment, invariably he will find food...

Feel better, work better.

If you ever find yourself in a jam, just take a moment to sit and think; calculate things, look at every angle, and then wonder where all that jam came from.

I’ll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don’t like gray areas.

Do you think Bubbles wants Chinese food because it’s made out of cats?” Genevieve questioned, shoveling a big bite into her mouth.”Genevieve, that’s just gross and wrong. Don’t say things like that. Bubbles is a...

We need people to have three days of food and water so we can get to the unusual stuff, … We’re not going to be able to respond if someone calls on the second day...

She’s a girl after my own heart. Food first, conversation later.

World-class cereal-eating is a dance of fine compromises. The giant heaping bowl of sodden cereal, awash in milk, is the mark of the novice. Ideally one wants the bone-dry cereal nuggets and the cryogenic milk...

As a leftover sixties liberal, I believe that the long arm and beady eyes of the government have no place in our bedrooms, our kitchens, or the backseats of our parked cars. But I also...

You are what what you eat eats.

. . . .how and what we eat determines to a great extent the use we make of the world–and what is to become of it. To eat with a fuller consciousness of all that...

In my opinion, if there is one extremely legitimate use for petroleum besides running wood chippers and front-end loaders to handle compost, it’s making plastic for season extension. It parks many of the trucks [for...

Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there’s no excuse for being cruel, even if you’re a bored teenage kid.

Good kitchens are not about size; they are about ergonomics and light.

And if that weren’t bad enough, the next sound he heard was a loud click.The damned woman had locked him out. She’d taken all the food and locked him out.”You’ll pay for this!” he yelled...

As Charles Darwin said, ‘The economy shown by Nature in her resources is striking,’ says the Spirit. ‘All wealth comes from Nature. Without it, there wouldn’t be any economics. The primary wealth is food, not...

The joy from eating does not come from the exclusivity of the food, but instead from the sensitivity that we eat it with.

The diet industry is making a lot of money selling us fad diets, nonfat foods full of chemicals, gym memberships, and pills while we lose a piece of our self-esteem every time we fail another...

After I was diagnosed with celiac disease, I said yes to food, with great enthusiasm. . . . I vowed to taste everything I could eat, rather than focusing on what I could not.

I’m like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don’t leave.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

Our students and customers are increasingly aware of how their food is raised or produced. Moving to Certified Humane cage-free eggs complements our efforts to serve local and sustainable food when possible.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced we’re in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we’ve got...

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.

It’s almost seems as though there’s a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it’s very tasty food.