I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaurant also offers silverware. As a tool, chopsticks are inferior to western utensils like the spoon and fork. So why use them? That’s...

Chopsticks”–only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.

To let her imagine how great a lover I’d be, I ate soup with chopsticks. She went home with another man, but I’ll bet she fantasized about me.

Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.