Eaters of Wonder BreadMust be underbred.So little to eat.Where’s the wheat?

D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!”Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly,...

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

The global industrial food system holds an inherent contradiction. It is a major source of global warming pollution, and at the same time it is threatened by increasing climate chaos. This same food system currently...

One of the most radical and revolutionary things you can do is grow your own food and eat from the land.

Falling in love with humans is like walking into a pantry and realizing you’re trapped in it without Whip Cream, and Cherries.

The longer I think about a food industry organized around an animal that cannot reproduce itself without technical assistance, the more I mistrust it. Poultry, a significant part of the modern diet, is emblematic of...

You’re a wrestler, right, Jake?” Dad asked, passing Jake more saag. My parents were in an Indian food phase. The evening’s entree consisted of limp spinach. God forbid we’d throw a few burgers on the...

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.

Kula sana ni kujichimbia kaburi kwa meno yako mwenyewe.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of...

…there’s never a garden in all the parish but what there’s endless waste in it for want o’ somebody as could use everything up. It’s what I think to myself sometimes, as there need nobody...

Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime.

You don’t command your plate to provide you with food and it does. And you don’t have to get bored if it doesn’t. Whatever has to drop into the plate must pass through your head!

Roasted Roadkill and Hitchhiker’s Surprise” (this recipe is a secret concoction handed down from my great grandfather to my grandfather, who told it to my dad just before he ran him over).

Nicole had put on weight. This is the effect which, in three cases out of four, unhappiness has upon women. The process of eating guarantees at least the health of the body.

A starving man asleep dreams of food, and even a crumb becomes a feast. When you’re hungry for affection even a no is better than being ignored.

I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I make love as slowly as ice cream melts in the Sahara.

Always make time to eat. Always. There’s enough starving children in the world without adding to their number

Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student.

There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.

Man has to eat, so thank God some food tastes good. However, if men had no taste buds, or sense of smell, all food would be good. So hooray! And also boo for boring. That’d...

Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds.

Don’t eat in the dark. My brand of cat food comes with a light bulb in the can.

Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

About eighty percent of the food on shelves of supermarkets today didn’t exist 100 years ago.

The trend in modern American culture is toward ever more individualized eating… and with every food added to the list of things one does not eat, the shorter becomes the list of people with whom...

Husket han i sommer da han var skipper og hun skulde koke middag til ham? Han var så fin at han måtte drikke vand av et glas.

Perhaps they should feel this safe sand blow away so that their heads are uncovered for a time, so that they will have to taste not only the solid honesty of my red borscht, but...

You couldn’t get worse food, or food more detached from nature, if you tried. If you have an apple, you’re connected to an apple tree. If you have a dish of set custard and half...

They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

Wszyscy przeczuwamy niebezpieczeństwo. Nasze jedzenie powstaje kosztem ogromnego cierpienia.Gdy ktoś proponuje nam obejrzenie filmu o produkcji mięsa, spodziewamy się horroru. Możliwe, że wiemy więcej, niż nam się wydaje. Wolimy jednak odsuwać od siebie tę świadomość....

prepare your food in keeping with monastic traditions—simple, basic, healthy, balanced.

Money, food, and sex are overrated. They become attachments that enslave the untrained mind. Freedom has no cravings.” – Kevin W. Reese

The barbeque is the root of all civilization

So much about life in a global economy feels as though it has passed beyond the individual’s control–what happens to our jobs, to the prices at the gas station, to the vote in the legislature....

Taking solitude in stride was a sign of strength and of a willingness to take care of myself. This meant – among other things – working productively, remembering to leave the house, and eating well....

I don’t eat friggin’ lobster or anything like that. Because they’re alive when you kill it.

I breathe in slowly. Food is life. I exhale, take another breath. Food is life. And that’s the problem. When you’re alive, people can hurt you. It’s easier to crawl into a bone cage or...

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

What kind of person doesn’t let you have gummi bears?

What is this food in my head, anyway? Let’s see…it’s green and good for you and so delicious. It’s prepared by angels with love. The minute you bite into it, it’s savory, chewy, nourishing, and...

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

The best way to know a city is to eat it.

In cultivating human values, emphasis should also be placed on avoiding wastage of money, food and time.

I’m not one of those academics that don’t do shit but reads about it. The difference is, I do shit. I have a proof of concept and it works.

(We) gave more weight to housing and medical insurance (prices)…and slightly less weight to food.

Hotel Food !! If I eat i will get Obesity, if i don’t eat i will get Acidity..WHAT THE F…O…O…D !!!

Before a Cat will condescendTo treat you as a trusted friend,Some little token of esteemIs needed, like a dish of cream;And you might now and then supplySome caviare, or Strassburg Pie,Some potted grouse, or salmon...

Besides its content and methods, the cuisine devised by squaws and hillbilly women, as well as slave women, had another thing in common, which was the belief that you made do with whatever you could...