I don’t eat breakfast, but I do drink it. Coffee, it’s the most important meal of the day.

The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.

Peasants are people without sense or forethought. Therefore, they must not give rice to their wives and children at harvest time, but must save food for the future. They should eat millet, vegetables, and other...

Stephanie, I’m begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can’t keep going like this.” – Morelli

My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate – in that order.

Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken.

foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.

If you know how it is to be without food then you will appreciate your daily provisions.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

Only by emptying ourselves out before God will we find fullness within ourselves.

I’m cooking.” He sautéed minced onion in our homemade butter, added a little handful of crushed, dried sage, and when the onion was translucent, he sprinkled n flour to make a roux, which he loosened...

I did not wait to hear the end of my father’s story, for I had been with him myself after mass when we had met M. Legrandin; instead, I went downstairs to the kitchen to...

That eating should be foremost about bodily health is a relatively new and, I think, destructive idea-destructive not just the pleasure of eating, which would be bad enough, but paradoxically of our health as well....

In the past, my brain could only compute perfection or failure—nothing in between. So words like competent, acceptable, satisfactory, and good enough fell into the failure category. Even above average meant failure if I received...

My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

It sounds like a good idea so as not to waste food.

We’ll have 16 area restaurants giving free samples of their food.

Share your food with the needy and you shall see that your food will taste much better!

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.

You know what I really love the most in life? Food. Yep, just food. I love the cooking of food, the eating of food, the talking about food, the thinking about food, and the dreaming...

Communism will kill you quicker than a maraschino cherry ever will.

Scandinavian [food] doesn’t tend to have a lot of the spicy spices, the hot spices. This is quite different from those flavors and I like to show the contrast.

We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond drive through fare and nutritionally marginal, kid-targeted convenience foods. Our children are capable of consuming something that grew in a...

Mrs Guinea answered my letter and invited me to lunch at her home. That was where I saw my first finger-bowl.The water had a few cherry blossoms floating in it, and I thought it must...

Baking Zomick’s challah is comforting, and breads are the sweetest little bits of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

I wondered what you’d have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

It’s frustrating to witness how popular Fairtrade bananas, coffee and tea have become with shoppers and supermarkets while plenty of unfair trade goes on, largely unnoticed, in our own back yard.

I could smell the food fill up my hunger before the order was even placed.

Damn,’ someone behind me says. ‘I was hoping we would get to scrape some Stiff pancake off the pavement later.

Garnish your food with romance.

You’re always eating fast food and stuff, living in the hotels. You’re not getting as probably as much sleep as you should. This home series is huge for us. Just getting a little home field...

Until and unless we can be sure the food we give is really going to those who need it, then we can’t continue to provide aid.

You ought to eat something.” (Simon)”Look who’s talking.” (Jace)”I’m out of blood right now,” (Simon)”Unless you’re offering.” (Simon)”No, thanks. We’ve been down that road before, and I think we’re better off asjust friends.” (Jace)

I had a dream about you, I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said “I have never...

Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i’m eating’ -Catherine Spann

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

Serikali inayodhulumu wananchi wake ni hatari kuliko simba.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth – something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food – just watch it, don’t eat it.

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.

Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?

I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every one that died for me.

To a hungry person, every bitter food is sweet. When the preferable is not available, the available becomes preferable!

A human being is primarily a bag for putting food into; the other functions and faculties may be more godlike, but in point of time they come afterwards. A man dies and is buried, and...

I had a dream about you. You were cooking me dinner, and I was standing by the stove questioning your every move. You found me ungrateful, and I found the number for Chinese takeout. I...

When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)

It was a good thing I recognized you or I might have had a lovely meal of you with some parsley. And potatoes.

Parla come magni,’ It means, ‘Speak the way you eat,’ or in my personal translation: ‘Say it like you eat it.’ It’s a reminder – when you’re making a big deal out of explaining something,...

The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating commercial breaks for breakfast.

At the Peabody Hotel, you’ll find two things: a pea and a body. Was it murder by starvation? Come spend the night and decide for yourself.