She had be by the balls – literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch!” I can hear desire in his voice. “At times it was a little painful,...

Don’t let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that’s where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis...

It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, ‘Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.’ Then he told me he once...

Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man’s dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole...

I wish I could line up naked the men I’ve slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.

Don’t let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

When inside of her, he’s beside himself.

And you’d be left there like a fucking dumpling. You’d be standing there. A fucking dumpling man I’m telling ye.

There are a holyfuckton of women crowing about your unapologetic fucking. They even named your famous positions.” Oh Jesus, she knew about that. “Don’t-” “The Limp Away From Jay Lay

If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.

Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.

The time came to put Iris Duarte back on the plane.It was a morning flight which made it difficult. I wasused to rising at noon; it was a fine cure for hangoversand would add 5...

Yes, fuck Christina. I think she’d like that.

Why are free spirits always so fucking dumb?

They burn books now, mama.The monsters burn fucking books now, mama. They have eyes full of disappointing madness. Their tongues taste like fulvous indoctrination. They teach us. Teach us sadism, hatred, lust to kill, conformity....

Let me tell you what I think about your fucking rules,” he said, his voice dripping with venom as he pushed past Liam. “You sit up in your room and you pretend like you want...

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals—if they didn’t devour you with the enthusiasm of one first.

I figured I had kept her from being too depressed after fucking–it’s hard for a girl with any force in her and any brains to accept the whole thing of fucking, of being fucked without...

She liked this. Liked the closeness. With lover’s she’d taken in the past, things had been short and sweet. She certainly hadn’t stuck about to snuggle in case they started to get ideas, not after...

Are you going to spank me, daddy? I’m a very bad girl! (bending over naked)”Oh yeah daddy – spank my ass harder!!!

Locking eyes with a shape-shifter was aggressive. Very aggressive. One generally didn’t do that unless one wanted to fight. Or fuck.

Fuck I hate fucksWho think they’re so fucking greatThey know everything about fucking,When they’re just fucking fucks fucking!And no one changes the fucking worldWhen they keep fucking to another fuck’s fuck.

If we keep on fucking, I’m not gonna die.

take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you’re still fuckin miles off the pace

Great sex is all about freedom and being everything you’ve always wanted to be. Know now that the only limits you have in regards to your own sexuality are the ones you impose on yourself.

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.

Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and a big ass smile and a tight ass grip and a...

You’ve heard the saying, “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” Well, just change that to “F**k a...

Did you just say, ‘love-fuck’?

A man’s love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best – or most romantic – idea to tell your woman “I love you” for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

It seems the guys who are best at sex approach it with the serenity of a Buddhist monk. They are never going to beg for it and when the time is right (and all signs...

You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting the very drunk mood, so, conclusion: this is the beginning of a beautiful...

If a woman’s vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.