As long as you have a Cell Phone you’re never alone

They should make cell phones that are dishwasher safe. My cup runneth over—especially since both our drinks are in one glass because I’m too lazy to load the shotgun.

you’re all a bunch of sheep!” and even if they did say anything, I doubt anyone would listen… they’re all too obsessed and attached to their cellular phones and overly big televisions and whatever other...

A man is known by the company of the phone he keeps.

It’s easier for a rich man to ride that camel through the eye of a needle directly into the Kingdom of Heaven, than for some of us to give up our cell phone.

…a fissure appeared. Splinters of plastic broke away around it, and the fissure widened, radiating further fractures.When the first leg broke out, Simon tried to shriek.

Every scrape, site, range and page; every game, download, hack, song, movie and virrie on the Web. Everything on your phone. Everything on your ‘puta. Even the content directories of your cupboards. Almost every system...

HOME is where the heart is, but today, the PHONE is where the Heart is!!!

To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.

And, sure, fine, I do check my phone about every two minutes, but so do a lot of people, and it’s better than smoking, that’s what I say. It’s the new, lung-safe cigarette.

When it comes to texting the power of you thumbs compel you

Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience.

All this electromagnetic pollution in the air from the Internet and cell phones, it cuts you off from God.

You know, a cell phone’s like a guy; if you don’t plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.

Nature’s what it’s all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did people realize they are as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners.

I’ll date you, love…not you and your iPad. I can’t feel plastic palm play; I’m live like Memorex.