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Jonas Jonasson  Quotes
Life, here I come!’ he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

—Jonas Jonasson

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DestinyFatalityIrony
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The very biggest and apparently most impossible conflicts on earth were based on the dialogue: ‘You are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid.’ The solution, said Allan, was often t down a bottle of...

—Jonas Jonasson

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Conflict
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He turned to take one last look at the Old People’s Home that – until a few moments ago – he had thought would be his last residence on Earth, and then he told himself...

—Jonas Jonasson

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AdventureGoodbyeMan
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You are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid.” The solution, said Allan, was often to down a bottle of vodka together and then look ahead.

—Jonas Jonasson

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ConflictStupidVodka
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Allan looked at the bus and then at the suitcase, then again at the bus and then again at the suitcase. It has wheels, he said to himself. And there’s a strap to pull it...

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HumorInspirational-Attitude
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Allan Emmanuelle Karlsson closed his eyes and felt perfectly convinced that he would now pass away for ever. It had been exciting, the entire journey, but nothing lasts for ever, except possibly general stupidity.

—Jonas Jonasson

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The hundred-year-old man had never let himself be irritated by people, even when there was a good reason to be, and he was not annoyed by the uncouth manner of this youth.

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Patience
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Her heart broke. Because of sorrow. Because of guilt. Because of repressed dreams, visions and fantasies. Because almost nothing in her life had gone as she’d hoped.

—Jonas Jonasson

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Sorrow
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Bucket had started his criminal career in Braas, not far from when Allan and his new friends now found themselves. There he had gotten together with some like-minded peers and started the motorcycle club called...

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FunnyHumor
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Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

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Life-Lessons
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When life has gone into overtime it’s easy to take liberties,

—Jonas Jonasson

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Old-Age
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Bücher hatten einfach etwas Sympathisches, ihre bloße Existenz war erfreulich.

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Ingmar riuscì ad intrecciarsi a tal punto col filo del telefono che per liberarsi strappó il cavo e tutto l’apparecchio dalla parete.

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Funny-And-Random
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Never try to outdrink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Fin or at least a Russian.

—Jonas Jonasson

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Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

—Jonas Jonasson

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Revenge
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Revenge is not a good thing. Revenge is like politics: one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

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Wenn du mit einem Schweden um die Wette saufen willst, solltest du zumindest Finne oder Russe sein.(S. 148)

—Jonas Jonasson

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