I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.
A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.
I don’t want something special. I want something beautifully plain.
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town
I was the angriest daughter on earth, and also, one of the most devoted.
The reason I never give up hope is because everything is so basically hopeless.