A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.
I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.
To paraphrase several sages: Nobody can think and hit someone at the same time.
I couldn’t hit an elephant’s ass with a bull fiddle.
It’s fun leading this offense. I don’t think we’ve hit our peak.
No decent man would ever strike a woman or a child.
Please God, let me hit one. I’ll tell everybody you did it.
The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.
I got hit twice in the face, and that was not fun.
Of course, in pro ball, they never hit the quarterback in practice.
You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.
As a fluke, my great-grandfather hit one of the largest oil reserves in California.
Sorry. Sorry. Don’t hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.
I’m always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.
Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!
Well, I didn’t really have a plan. I just wanted a hit.