Camels can go many weeks without drinking anything at all. The notion that they cache water in their humps is pure myth—their humps are made of fat, and water is stored in their body tissues....

It is chronic water shortage in the body that causes most diseases of the human body.Dr. Fereydoon Batmanghelidj

Standing at a urinal, I hold my penis like a cold beer. You look thirsty and sober, so can I get something to drink? You’re expression, is it dehydration—or is it love?

I had a dream about you. It was raining, and you were anorexic and shaped like an umbrella. We fell in love like a desert has a dry sense of humor. I laughed so hard...

The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in the ocean. But whatever you do, do not drink it!