Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.

Hey, beautiful. – Joe Covelli

We demand that sex speak the truth […] and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves wich we think we possess in our...

When someone is sleep-Tweeting the sexual thoughts you’re currently having about them while you’re having sex with someone else, miles away, it’s kind of too late.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Lust was a positive high-tension cable, plugged into my core, activating a near-epileptic seizure of conviction that this was the one thing I had to do in life.

Gentlemen are gentlemen in bed. They make sure you’re having a good time.””I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.

Revi irti kaulukset, vetoketjut ja hihansuut.Painonapit, kaarituet. Puuvillat,nailonit ja lycrat. Avaa luita myöden:niin alasti en voi olla,ettet minua vielä riisuisi. Vaali tätä salaisuutta:rakkaus on puolitotuus.Mikään ei ole rehellisempääkuin miehen kädetnaisen alastomalla iholla.

A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it...

Billions of people have had sex. I don’t know how many have actually made love.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

No wonder prostitution is so rampant in China, I mused as I watched the four girls watch us: why stand on your feet all day for slave wages when you can get rich on your...

Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.

Some screw for science only in the afternoon, while others keep their faith with evening—here Orcutt chuckled—it’s a matter of light, I understand, but which makes which I can’t remember.

If you can’t fuck me while I read, fuck off.

Sex means nothing–just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.

If you ‘re serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

Sex is a part of love. You shouldn’t go around doing it unless you are in love.

Women have got it all wrong now. They give it up too soon, and the men don’t respect them. And before you tell me I don’t have a clue, let me tell you something. By...

She suggested we ‘crouch’ buck nekkid on the bed or a dresser and leap out at him from the shadows.Now, my husband can’t see all that well in the dark. I think if he comes...

BOYETA mark! O, mark but that mark! A mark, says my lady!Let the mark have a prick in’t, to mete at, if it may be.MARIAWide o’ the bow hand! i’ faith, your hand is out.COSTARDIndeed,...

All women like to think they‟re special. Even the ones that aren‟t.

Prior to having sex for the first time, I had read many books and magazines, pornographic and otherwise, and I’d developed certain expectations of intercourse. From paperback romances I expected to feel vaguely yet ecstatically...

Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves.

Read “The Story of O.” Convince yourself that it was in fact written by a woman or someone who thinks like a woman.

A dark shadow rose from the depth of the watercourse. Forced to crawl out of the oceans rolling waves, it struggled against the pull of the undertow. Rising, it moved further up the white sandy...

A gentleman holds my hand.A man pulls my hair.A soulmate will do both.

If finding a woman in your bed is so distressing, magus, you should rethink the direction your life’s taken.

Military Wives—Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

He was responsible for my peaks and valleys, the pulsating waves and earth-shattering releases. It didn’t matter if I was bound or not, whether we fucked or made love, he was in control. The reality...

He tried to imagine the handsome couple by the refrigerator as two sweaty bodies in a bedroom, one on top of the other. Which did what to the other? Mills kept rotating the two men...

Necessity is the mother of delusion. For true love to exist there must be nothing that is necessary to it. Lovers have to live happily ever after, no matter what happens.

In the beginning, I wanted his heart. Then I shifted focus to his body. I was never interested in only friendship.

The only thing for it is to use men for sex and never let any of them get so close they could hurt you.

Me? You are laughing at me. Put your hand here. This has no theology.’ I mocked myself while I made love. I flung myself into pleasure like a suicide on to a pavement.

In its various forms, so far as we know them, Love seems always to have a deep significance and a most practical importance to us little mortals. In one form, as the mere semi-conscious Sex-love,...

Careful tate, I’m already turned on, you know how hot I get when you’re mean to me.

Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good...

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You’re totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can’t see this sentence!!!!!)

If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you’ve had lately, you know your hormones are sending you a signal.

When inside of her, he’s beside himself.

Sex,” the driver said, “Has no one ever told you about it?”I took the New York Times from my carry-on bag and pretended to read, an act that apparently explained it all.”Ohhh,” the driver said,...

Sleeping with strangers will have you walking with enemies.

A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who’s as dry and exciting as...

The reception of the semen is the height of ecstasy. I want it always, constantly.” Isn’t that extraordinary?

I think a cool war helmet is painted with red and white concentric circles, exactly like a bull’s eye. But I’m not a fighter—I’m a lover. That’s why I’m joining the military. I figure after...

Some people’s glasses are half full. I’m the one drinking them. Some people have forgotten that Pluto is still a planet. I still remember my childhood. Some people are vegans. I have common sense.Some people...

There is no shame in loving.

I’m interested in women as a whole, not simply as three holes.